Funny or interesting IC quotes

[Alladinsane]

Yeah, it was about somebody not having a waster and the suggestive part was not an accident. He knew what he was saying.

Or so I am led to believe.

[CN]

This just made my LIFE! ROFL


Woman wakes up and says my char's name. She shakes him and then says his name repeatedly, only to be followed by this:

You say: "*he opens an eye* Hm?"
Woman says: "I love you! *grins widely* But, no, that's not it. It's important!"
Woman says: "*pauses dramatically* I don't know how to dance!"

[Snickie]

Saw this in somebody's character description.

His shirt has a small blueberry stain on his shirt."

The redundancy made me chuckle.

[Doug R.]

His shirt is obviously wearing a shirt. What redundancy?

[CN]

His shirt is obviously wearing a shirt. What redundancy?

Yeah, Snick. The layered look is very "in" in Cantr right now ;D

[curious]

I may have to call my next character 'His Shirt'. Possibly 'Her Shirt' or 'Her trousers'... or similar.

[Vega]

I have a non-english-char between english people. She don't understand a lot, so she used to repeat words randomly, trying to memorize it, or asking for their meaning. This brings a lot of misunderstandings. This one makes me laught for hours.

3.01: He says: "You use a shovel to dig. *he mimics the action* To help dig the well outside"

3.03: She says: "**she looks at him** Maybe you should go show her.... **she nods**"

3.04: You say: `Shovel dig well?`

3.04: He says: "Shovel digs awesome"

[curious]

I have a non-english-char between english people. She don't understand a lot, so she used to repeat words randomly, trying to memorize it, or asking for their meaning. This brings a lot of misunderstandings. This one makes me laught for hours.

3.01: He says: "You use a shovel to dig. *he mimics the action* To help dig the well outside"

3.03: She says: "**she looks at him** Maybe you should go show her.... **she nods**"

3.04: You say: `Shovel dig well?`

3.04: He says: "Shovel digs awesome"

This is fantastic, and in all honesty? I would be delighted if any of my characters encountered something as funny as this.
Thanks for sharing this.
Hoot..!

[Vega]

I have a non-english-char between english people. She don't understand a lot, so she used to repeat words randomly, trying to memorize it, or asking for their meaning. This brings a lot of misunderstandings. This one makes me laught for hours.

3.01: He says: "You use a shovel to dig. *he mimics the action* To help dig the well outside"

3.03: She says: "**she looks at him** Maybe you should go show her.... **she nods**"

3.04: You say: `Shovel dig well?`

3.04: He says: "Shovel digs awesome"

This is fantastic, and in all honesty? I would be delighted if any of my characters encountered something as funny as this.
Thanks for sharing this.
Hoot..!

I've just change the order and the names... It's the same. I've been recognised only with this... Too much information, maybe... xDD

(Maybe in some days I give you another funny thing of another of my chars... But it's in a spanish city, so this is going to be a changed...)

[cantrfan]

I have a non-english-char between english people. She don't understand a lot, so she used to repeat words randomly, trying to memorize it, or asking for their meaning. This brings a lot of misunderstandings. This one makes me laught for hours.

3.01: He says: "You use a shovel to dig. *he mimics the action* To help dig the well outside"

3.03: She says: "**she looks at him** Maybe you should go show her.... **she nods**"

3.04: You say: `Shovel dig well?`

3.04: He says: "Shovel digs awesome"

That quote is awesome. Thanks for sharing.

[EchoMan]

Yeah that was funny.

[Vega]

I've enjoyed this one too. It's not exactly like that. but it happened in a spanish town, so it's translated... (and corrected by addicted )

Man 1 says: Yes, it’s true. Being weak and awkwardly fighting, and being attacked, the only thing you can do it’s to run fast…

Woman says: *Looks at Man 1 and caresses the back of his neck*

Man 2 says: *Looks at Man 1 biting his lower lip*

Man 1 says: *Looks surprised at Woman and Man 2* What?

Man 2 says: So, I’d have to be fast…

Man 1 says: *Points at Man 2, suddenly, with a crossbow* Ruuuuuun!!

Man 2 says: Euh…

Woman says: *Opens her eyes wide open and tenses her hand on Man1’s shoulder.*

Man 2 says: *Looks at Man 1 with disbelief * The worst thing is… You are quite capable of it…

Woman says: *Looks at Man 2 with her eyes wide open*

You can see Man 1 expertly hit Man 2 with a crossbow.

Man 1 says: *Takes the arrow in his hand and throws it to Man 2* Pum! If I were the enemy, you’d be dead.

[jeremi08]

hahahahah! nice

[Mitch79]

Top to bottom...

Arrived in town....

You get attacked by a rat, and you lose 0 percent strength. You saved 16 percent using your iron shield.

You see someone efficiently kill a rat using a used crossbow.

Someone says: "*Frowns* You okay? Ugh! This place is crawling with rats *Cringes and grimaces as he watches the rodents scurry over all the surfaces.*"

You say: "Yeah, he didn't bite me, but he tried! *she looks around at the rats* They're horrible little things."

Someone says: "We don't have to stay if you don't want to."

You say: "I don't mind stayin. It's the bigger animals I get worried about., they got bigger mouths. *she grins*"

You get attacked by a rat, and you lose 0 percent strength. You saved 16 percent using your iron shield.

You get attacked by a rat, and you lose 0 percent strength. You saved 16 percent using your iron shield.

You get attacked by a rat, and you lose 0 percent strength. You saved 16 percent using your iron shield.

You say: "*She blinks* Maybe I spoke too soon"

You get attacked by a rat, and you lose 0 percent strength. You saved 16 percent using your iron shield.

You get attacked by a rat, and you lose 0 percent strength. You saved 16 percent using your iron shield.

[SekoETC]

LOL That was so hilarious! Too bad they don't get a bonus from ganging up.