This is court...

[gejyspa]

Dang! You caught me. I was hoping the big green X would make you... well, you know....

I accuse tnp of sneaking cauliflower into my mashed potatoes.

[Chroma Key]

It's good for you! Don't tell me you've never done it to your children?
I accuse tnp of not making the best of the downtime.

[Snickie]

It's impossible to do that when Cantr is down.

I accuse tnp of sneaking sleeping pills into my breakfast. I almost fell asleep in Chemistry today. And that's actually my favourite of the academic classes I'm taking this year.

[Alladinsane]

remember "chug! chug! chug!" ?

I charge tnp with eating the last cookie

[Snickie]

Unfortunately, yes, I do remember, and I'm still deeply inclined to slap you with a catfish.
In fact, I had to eat the last cookie simply because you did that. The mental torture comes first, and then I'll inflict the physical torture of slapping you with a catfish and then immersing you into a tank full of ravenous piranhas.

I accuse tnp of making more cookies specifically for Alladinsane after I ate the last one.

[rain21]

Impossible! I can not bake, honestly what came out was more of an ameba/blob creature that went around town killing people in movie theaters.

I accuse tnp of calling and interrupting every signle nap I tried to take this week.

[Snickie]

Well then stop taking naps when updates about Cantr and the hacker are being posted!

I accuse tnp of failing to make me dinner. I'm hungry!

[gejyspa]

Well, goshdarn it, I was too busy trying to read three days worth of PMs piled up while I was offline. Oh, no, waitaminute! I WASN'T, because NOT A SINGLE player PMed me in 75 hours.

I accuse tnp of not PMing me in 75 hours.

[Snickie]

Well somebody had to make dinner in your absence. I hope that you like unseasoned, burnt pot roast and potatoes.

I accuse tnp of turning up the (sound) mixer too loud! It affected us really badly in four out of six captions.

[Pu-239]

let that be a lesson... never piss off the sound guy

I accuse tnp of marketing spandex to people over 80.

[Snickie]

I know maybe two people who are over the age of eighty. One of them is my grandfather and the other is my AP Chemistry teacher. Why in the world would I market Spandex to them? ....Or to anyone at that.
And what is with peoples' obsessions with spandex?!

I accuse tnp of being obsessed with spandex.

[Piscator]

How did you know.

<.<

>.>


I accuse the next poster of admitting his crime and ruining fun for everyone.

[Snickie]

It couldn't've possibly been me because you clearly specified that it would be a male being who would answer this, and I am, in fact, female.

I did nothing wrong, and you can't prove anything. *crosses arms obstinately*



I accuse tnp of cheating on Cantr with other websites even as it's down. Shame on you!

[gejyspa]

It's true. But I WAS 11 days behind in my email, after all. (Got it down to 5 day behind, now. j/s)

I accuse tnp of rediscovering an invention called television while cantr is down.

[Chroma Key]

:O Guilty as charged, but I only watched this wonderful program called 'Superhuman Giants', honestly!
I accuse tnp of giving up on Cantr.