This is court...

[gejyspa]

Cooking it out? I thought you said to add it in!

I accuse tnp of writing long, rambling, incoherent letters via snail mail, at the rate of three a day!
(I wish I was kidding about this in RL, but at least I know who the real person is....it doesn't help that they've done jail time for killing their mother....)

[Snickie]

*police lights flash at her as she's caught shoving three thick-looking envelopes into the jail mailbox with a flag up* I swear, it wasn't me! How could it be me when you know this person IRL and I only exist in your gaming world? Besides… I thought Snake_byte was the one who killed Their Mother.

I accuse tnp of accusing me of some made-up crime that couldn't possibly be true.

[Arenti]

Are all these made up crimes not impossible to be true? So one more wouldn't hurt..

I accuse tnp of calling me a spammer.

[gejyspa]

No, no, I said you were a spanner. You know, what Americans call a "wrench".

I accuse tnp of keeping Misato away from Cantr.

[Pu-239]

What can ya say, I used the good quality duct tape.

I accuse tnp of brushing my cats fur the wrong way.

[Indigo]

Mmmh.... you caught me But it's so.... hmmm *faints in pleasure*

I accuse tnp of being -still- hot here, though it's september.

[Chroma Key]

I'm -always- hot, anywhere, any time of the year.
I accuse tnp of plotting to gate crash my party.

[gejyspa]

Well, of course, Chroma.. I heard you had a secret server runing Cantr.....Of course being the only Cantrian awake in the entire world was kinda boring...

I accuse tnp of charging me US$100 to tell me my airbag light was on because... absolutely nothing was wrong.

[gejyspa]

oops.. wish we could delete posts...

[Snickie]

Well then why'd ya post twice?

I was a bit short on cash. Band fees are very expensive you know.

I accuse tnp of sabotaging my English homework.

[Cdls]

Thought it was toilet paper....


I accuse tnp of...breaking Cantr.

[Snickie]

No… I would never commit a crime so terrible. However, my best friend at school said something last week about I was too addicted to Cantr and she was going to lock it for a week (she was joking, obviously; she can hardly code HTML to bold her text she's so technologically illiterate). So I confronted her about it today and she denies all claim to it, which makes sense because her computer is too slow to even load Cantr nevermind hack it.

I accuse tnp of timing all of the cars to pull out slowly in front of us simultaneously so I'm late to band rehearsal and have to suffer "think position."

[Alladinsane]

I thought you would enjoy the time to reflect.

I accuse tnp of using a leaf blower next door and blowing all of their crap into our yard. It ain't really cleaned if you just rearranged the debris! Perhaps I should be on the Rant forum.

[Anaesthesia]

Lies! That was the Wind....I swear!! *hides leaf blower*

I accuse tnp of being a Minister of Peace of the Fifth degree!!

[imaspy]

Don't judge me...

I accuse trip of being on the Cantr forums while Cantr is down.