This is court...

[Misato]

Blame my teacher! She hit me with rulers when I typed too slow! ( and would you believe I'm on my cell phone right now?)

I accuse tnp on being a mean teacher.

[Peter]

Teacher is equivalent of mean. It's not possible to be teacher and not mean.

I accuse tnp of posting

[gejyspa]

My brother is using my account...

I accuse tnp of gender bending online.

[Arenti]

I'm not bending for any gender!

I accuse tnp of seducing my mother.

[Chroma Key]

Your mother and I are 'just friends'
I accuse tnp of being drunk and disorderly.

[gejyspa]

Ridiculous.. I was too stoned to open the liquor bottle.

I accuse tnp of giving me the finger.

[Peter]

*counts his fingers* 8..9..10 I still have all 10, it wasn't me.

I accuse tnp of taking a whole hand after I gave him a finger.

[Chroma Key]

Him??? I'm a she, in case you can't tell by my back
I accuse tnp of sleeping all day.

[Arenti]

Since when is 23 hours a whole day?

I accuse tnp of waking me up after I slept 23 hours.

[Peter]

I was just helping you, else you'd be accused for sleeping 24 hours.

I accuse tnp of accusing me

[Misato]

I'm not accusing you, I'm blaming you!

I blame tnp for global warming!

[Peter]

I pay so much environmental taxes, I'm allowed to cause global warming.

I accuse tnp of of not posting quick enough.

[Arenti]

I'm sorry but its my free day to be lazy. Everyone has the right to have one once a week.

I accuse tnp of making me clean my room while it's my being lazy day.

[Misato]

Why would I make you clean your room? The maid did that yesterday.

I accuse tnp of drugging my younger brother.

[Peter]

If he is your younger brother, how old are you?!

I accuse tnp of being as excentric as Monk.