Funny or interesting IC quotes

[Saalko]

Three young guys went out of their hometown, one of them has a ship in the next town. But no one of them take any food. The comment of one of them:



We wouldn't hunger. When we arrive at the town. I see it as the beginning of our adventure. Imaginate: days over days survived our heroes they not see the end of their journey. Out of food and with last powers they reach their ship. The journey beginns. *he laughs*

[SekoETC]

I know the mods are usually pretty strict about sexual stuff but I was searching my old turn reports and found this, there's a rather funny coincidence of world vs. character. I whited out the potentially sensitive stuff so people won't see it unless they highlight it or have good eyes.


1482-0: You see Neyara arriving in Flonder, coming from Stofer Path to StMnts(n).
1482-0: Sevare says: "Greetings"
1482-0: Neyara says: "*she waves a bit* Hello. I'm... Neyara."
1482-1: Sevare says: "Hello Neyara. I am Sevare *smiles* what brings you to our little town?"
1482-1: You say: "She's with me. *He grabs the girl by the arm, leading her away from the others.*"
1482-1: You say to Neyara: "I'm thinking of stopping here for a while. Do you still have the things I gave you?"
1482-1: Neyara says to you: "Y-yes, I never dropped anything..."
1482-1: You say to Neyara: "I wasn't implying you had. Listen, I'm going to need 200 grams of leather and 20 grams of diamonds. *He takes hold of her chin and lifts it carefully, examining her with a sharp eye.* Going to make you something... a collar. *He moves her hair back with his free hand to get a clear view of her delicate neck.*"
1482-1: Neyara gives you 200 grams of leather.
1482-1: Neyara gives you 20 grams of diamonds.
1482-1: Neyara says to you: "*she nods as she hands them to him* That'll look nice."
1482-1: You say to Neyara: "You know what, though? I don't have a knife. Do you?"
1482-1: Neyara gives you an old knife.
1482-1: Neyara says to you: "There you go. *she smiles* I think you actually gave that to me."
1482-1: You say to Neyara: "I did? Now where on earth did I get this? *frowns thoughtfully*"
1482-1: You use 200 grams of leather on Manufacturing diamond collar.
1482-1: Neyara says to you: "Lewis... you wouldn't happen to want to... have sex with me?"
1482-1: You use 20 grams of diamonds on Manufacturing diamond collar.
1482-1: You say to Neyara: "You mean now or in general?"
1482-2: Neyara says to you: "Well... *she giggles* I think the in-general question has already been answered."
1482-2: Neyara says to you: "So... now."
1482-2: You say to Neyara: "You know, I never imagined I'd say this but I'm rather tired from the road. I don't know if I could-uh... get it up. *He averts his eyes.*"
1482-2: Neyara says to you: "*she inches closer* Aw, you know how good I am... *she licks her lips* I think I could get you hard..."
1482-2: You say to Neyara: "Hmm... that does sound rather tempting. *His voice is toneless and he shrugs.* Might as well give it a go. *He sits down on the grass and starts opening his pants.* But you better not doze off this time - that's not very funny."
1482-2: Neyara says to you: "(ooc: Well, then it's a good thing I got kicked off the comp now rather than later) *she yawns* Later... sorry, I just suddenly got... really.... *she collapses*"
1482-2: You say to Neyara: "Neyara! *He frowns with aggravation. ...Stares at her motionless body for a while, then sighs.* Oh well, I guess it's just you and me tonight, *he mutters, staring down at his **** that had already started showing hopeful signs of awaking..* Hmph... *He grabs his **** and starts rubbing it lazily, staring off into space.*"
1482-2: You say to Neyara: "((OOC: And it's not like we'd /had/ to be online at the same time in order to play, even though that's nice too.))"
1482-6: You get attacked by a wild boar, and you lose 1 percent strength. You saved 33 percent using your iron shield.
1482-6: You say: "Bloody hell."
1482-6: You expertly kill a wild boar using a steel sabre.
1482-7: You say to Neyara: "*lies down again, muttering to himself* Damn pesky beasts... always out to get me... can't a man even jerk off in peace?"

[mojomuppet]

Thanks made my day.

[Mack]

ROTFL

[Misato]

LMFAO. That was great! Poor guy.

[chase02]

Nicely done. Always the animal attacks. I seem to remember a certain moose... very well...

[kronos]

LOLOL fking moose.

[Dudel]

says to you: "/me tenses at his question and shifts a bit uncomfortably. "I'm uh...really not the cuddling type. I'm sorry.*"

[Kelli]

LOL! This is just the thread I needed!

So I play a character who is both deaf and mute, but very energetic. Anytime someone spawns, she taps herself on the chest, writes her name in the dirt, and then taps the other person on the chest and looks at them questioningly for them to do the same. Well, this character's name is Twelve...(simply because I was lame and she was my twelfth character....LOL).

Most newspawns catch on immediately and write their name down. However, one made me laugh out loud....this isn't directly quoted, but shortened and paraphrased:

Twelve: *she bends down and writes "Twelve" in the dirt, tapping herself on the chest. she then straightens up and smiles, tapping the new man on the chest and pointing to the dirt with a questioning look*

New Guy:*he looks confused* Are you twelve years old?

Twelve: *she looks frustrated and touches his lips, then touches her own lips and her ears, shaking her head no. She then points to her name and then to herself. She reaches over to the new man and gently grabs his hand, pulling his arm down so that his hand touches the dirt and she taps his chest with her other hand*

New Guy: *he thinks for a second and then write the word "Thirteen" in the dirt, straightening up* Hurray...

Twelve: *she smiles and hugs him happily*

Sherrif Tabford: I think she wants to know your name Daniel.



omygoodness...maybe I'm just strange, but I literally burst out laughing!

[chase02]

bahahahahahaha

[returner]

hahahahahahaha

[FiziKx]

Lol. Isn't Tabford so helpful?

[Idriveayugo]

Man, a deaf and mute girl. Every guy's dream.

[Kelli]

haha! She's suggested much the same herself, in notes of course.

[redRob]

Definitely seems that way.....