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joo · Postby **joo** » Sat May 23, 2009 10:19 pm

To calculate the force of gravitational attraction between any two objects, the following formula may be used:

F = (m1 * m2) / d^2

Where F is proportional to the force of attraction, m1 is the mass of the first object, m2 is the mass of the second object, and d is the distance between the two objects.

However, for reasons unknown to scientists, a different relationship seems to apply when one of the objects involved is your body:

F = (m1 * m2) / d^3

Leading quantum physicists are working around the clock to try and find an explanation for this, but as yet it is still a mystery.

*Wiro · Postby *Wiro » Sat May 23, 2009 10:49 pm

I'm probably wrong but whatever..

doesn't that mean F is even less when the x in d^x is even higher? >__>

joo · Postby **joo** » Sat May 23, 2009 10:52 pm

Yes, thus meaning that the mass of her body is higher. LRN2THINK!

*Wiro · Postby *Wiro » Sat May 23, 2009 10:58 pm

Since when is distance = body mass?

joo · Postby **joo** » Sat May 23, 2009 11:05 pm

They're not proportional to each other, but since gravity acts on her body to the same degree that it does on other objects, i.e. she does not float away from the earth, her mass must be higher in order to compensate.

*Wiro · Postby *Wiro » Sat May 23, 2009 11:06 pm

ok. I don't get it so you're a nerd.

CN · Postby CN » Sat May 23, 2009 11:15 pm

*Wiro wrote:ok. I don't get it so you're a nerd.

It's general physics!

@Joo, I thought the force was the square root of that, though. I might be thinking of something else. It's been a while since I had physics.

(haha, I @joo'd. What would be the polite response to that?)

joo · Postby **joo** » Sun May 24, 2009 1:08 am

No, but the result does have to be multiplied by G to get it in the correct units.

CN · Postby CN » Sun May 24, 2009 1:10 am

joo wrote:No, but the result does have to be multiplied by G to get it in the correct units.

I remember G, but what the hell am I thinking about square roots? Oh, wait... haha, I think that when I was picturing it in my head, I turned the parenthesis around the equation after G into a square root sign...

Rebma · Postby **Rebma** » Sun May 24, 2009 2:30 am

It was bad enough when it was an insult on its on. Now there's a whole page dedicated to the formula of my gravitation pull. Well done. Assholes. Lol.

CN · Postby CN » Sun May 24, 2009 2:39 am

Rebma19 wrote:It was bad enough when it was an insult on its on. Now there's a whole page dedicated to the formula of my gravitation pull. Well done. Assholes. Lol.

LMAO. Thanks. Not our fault your gravitational pull is so vast it needs an entire page. :wink:

Dudel · Postby **Dudel** » Sun May 24, 2009 4:50 am

WTF is this!? Why are you idiots still posting in this fucking thread!?

joo · Postby **joo** » Sun May 24, 2009 5:18 am

Why Dudel, you are a credit to the people of your nation. Your intelligence is surpassed only by your subtlety and charm.

Dudel · Postby **Dudel** » Sun May 24, 2009 3:33 pm

joo wrote:Why Dudel, you are a credit to the people of your nation. Your intelligence is surpassed only by your subtlety and charm.

Well all you foreigners never understand my subtlety so its better to be blunt. Think craniums, ya know.

playerslayer666 · Postby **playerslayer666** » Mon Jun 22, 2009 2:51 am

reads the above posts ** nice. i see everyone knows how to play this game.

EDIT: Joo seriously i knew you had a decent head on your shoulders but WTF? i can't believe this informantion is coming from YOU. your the skeleton king who loves dead......things. ( or as strangers might see it, that weird guy in the forums who talks about raping our corpses )

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