King of the Hill

[Dudel]

*whistles nonchalantly walking up to snm then pistol whips her unconscious* OFF MY HILL! OFF MY HILL! OFF MY HILL! *coughs, regaining composure as he pushes her limp and lifeless body down the hill*.

((I don't have issues... YOU CAN'T PROVE THAT!))

[joo]

Muahahahaha! Foolish mortals. You can destroy my body, but my spirit will only become stronger! *Small pieces of bone and sinew fly from all directions to form a new body for him. He then raises his arms and begins chanting in a harsh but unrecognisable language, his eyes glowing. Ravenous corpses suddenly begin to rip themselves out of the soil all around the vicinity of the hill and start advancing relentlessly upwards, dripping with plague and death*

[playerslayer666]

** the order of the holy cross comes out of nowhere and thwarts joo's undead army **

order of the holy cross controls the hill

[joo]

You would thwart my army would you? Well... there's something you should know about the undead... *Raises the army of corpses again, whereapon they take the holy warriors by surprise and devour them, then create an opening for joo to walk up to the top of the hill and stand there, victorious.* I am the king! Muahahawololo!

[mikki]

*shakes her head* Didn't you want to show me something? *she gets closer to him, then pushes him down the hill* You will never defeat me. I can't die..

[playerslayer666]

** builds the great wall of " can't touch this " around the hill as his army of smurfs get on top of the wall armed with AK47s **

Mikki is dominating the hill

[joo]

mikki, you seem to have forgotten my massive undead army upon the hill. And now you're trapped in there with them. Ah well... *sits back and relaxes to the sound of mikki's screams*

[playerslayer666]

OH NO! ** runs to Mikki's aid, scaling the wall he created, only to see that the smurf army has shot the undead army to the point of annihilation **

Papa smurf and Mikki still control the hill. the wall is still intact. playerslayer has now joined Mikki.

[joo]

*Wonders how playerslayer managed to scale the wall made of "don't touch this" then sighs with frustration and summons undead ravens to attack the hill*

[playerslayer666]

the wall is CALLED " can't touch this "......it wasn't easy to scale though. i'm just glad my smurfs are good shots.

** the smurf army shoots the ravens out of the sky, but unfortunately they are low on ammo...... **

[joo]

*Summons more ravens which descend on the smurfs, pecking and scratching at them. While they're distracted, joo digs a tunnel under the wall and corners mikki against the inner wall.*

[playerslayer666]

** ignores the ravens and goes for the source of the curse, which is Joo. he grabs joo and throws him up against the wall, repeatedly bashing his skull against the wall untill it splits open. after Joo is defeated the ravens disappear. **

** reinforcements arrive with flak cannons and plenty of ammo for the smurfs AK47's. in addition a tank arrives. Playerslayer takes Mikki's hand and makes her go into the tank where she is safe **

[mikki]

*she climbs out of the tank, and shakes her head* Now is there really a reason for all of this? No need to fight over me and my hill. How about you each share me?

[joo]

We're not fighting over you darling, it's the hill. *points at the hill*

You're welcome to come crawling to the doors of my palace, begging to be my concubine or whatnot, once I've regained my rightful sovereignty, though. *Raises a communication device to his mouth and issues an order, whereupon the words "Nuclear Lauch Detected" ring out from around the hill.*

[playerslayer666]

* you hear an announcer say " incoming missle " **

aw hell......** takes Mikki and disappears somewhere behind the hill. you go there to find him but he is long gone in his vast underground empire that reaches all over the forums **

you owe me Mikki......