Funny or interesting IC quotes

[NaruShadow]

that wouldn't be the same Rurg we all know and love in DHN would it?

[Rebma]

Maybe its just me...but I found this little snippet interesting. Names are not changed just for the hell of it, non-pertaining events removed, and top to bottom, for your reading pleasure. Those of you who were there will appreciate this. (This may be posted a little too early, but it reveals nothing)

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2444-2: Cicil says: "*he nods at Rutho* I think I will wonder their one day Rutho but for now I need to worry about getting some pants and finishing with my stone."

2444-2: Rutho says: "*smiles* If you want I can give you some stone."

2444-2: Rutho says: "Found alot in there and really have nothing to do with it."

2444-2: Maria says: "*Drops to her knees* Please no! We'll never need any more stone ever again after this is done."

2444-2: Gabriella says: "*laughs* Rutho, take back that offer before we all have heart attacks."

2444-2: Rutho says: "*chuckles and nods his head* It appears that I have misplaced the stone. Guess you will have to finish the project after all."

2444-2: Rutho says: "*whistles as he looks at the amount they are drilling for* You didn't joke about never needing stone again."

2444-2: Maria says: "Well we got thinking. Instead of building boats, we'll just place stepping stones over all the water in existence."

2444-2: Maria says: "Or maybe just build a few huge bridges with it all, so we could just ride across on bikes *grins*"

2444-2: Zara says: "So, now that Zachary and I are back, on with the stories. Is it my turn?"

2444-2: Gabriella says: "*laughs at Maria and shakes her head before turning to Zara* Lets hear it."

2444-2: Bailey says: "*Switches shields to begin shining a very dull looking one as she looks at Zara.* "

2444-2: Rutho says: "*nods* It will be most interesting to hear some stories."

2444-2: Aiden says: "Perhaps we should get Gabby a few more shields first to protect her from those vicious wolves. *grins and nudges her*"

2444-2: Gabriella says: "*laughs and elbows his side* One is enough."

2444-2: Maria says: "Or she could hide in a box made of stone?"

2444-2: Gabriella says: "*laughs even harder, doubling over* I like that!"

2444-2: Aiden says: "*laughs* We've deffinitely got enough stone to do it. We'd have to make a small hole for food though."

2444-2: Bailey says: "*She continues shining, face unchanged.* Shields are better."

[NaruShadow]

hahaha the stone box!! I still think it's a good investment for Gabby.

[Dudel]

Seeing that again from a diffrent perspective yes it made me laugh. But I'm sad that it did.

[Rebma]

Why's that Dudel?

[Dudel]

2558-1.35: You see a man in his twenties die.

2558-1.35: You see a man in his twenties take some potato chips.

2558-1.34: a man in his twenties says: "food!"

This made me laugh SO HARD!

Quick edit: Yes he did die of starvation. Also... "Bottom To Top"

[freiana]

Auch!!

But I must agree...it's funny

[chase02]

Can we have a thread for IC quotes that make you want to bash your head against a wall?

Example..

X says: "i mean no disrespect but i have to go back inside ill come back
out after the hour tick"

X later says: "ur buddy asked to tlk to me"

and many other gems..

[lordcooper]

2558-1.35: You see a man in his twenties die.

2558-1.35: You see a man in his twenties take some potato chips.

2558-1.34: a man in his twenties says: "food!"

This made me laugh SO HARD!

Quick edit: Yes he did die of starvation. Also... "Bottom To Top"

Check the body, it was a heart attack.

[*Wiro]

Can we have a thread for IC quotes that make you want to bash your head against a wall?

Example..

X says: "i mean no disrespect but i have to go back inside ill come back
out after the hour tick"

X later says: "ur buddy asked to tlk to me"

and many other gems..

I know who that is. x3

[Dudel]

Check the body, it was a heart attack.

OH well... its gone now/not too caring. Either way it was funny.

[Lyd]

You left the funniest part out, Dudel:


2558-5.14: Leto Zephyr says: "Robert, please, keep your dirty words for yourself."

2558-5.14: Robert says: "*Studies William with a look of contempt* How can you laugh at a man fallen, you fool? His heart gave out as soon as he ate your dried up gruel. *Grimaces at the crumbles of potato chips lying about the dead man.*"

2558-5.09: Leto Zephyr says: "I've been meaning to ask... Does this place have a leader?"

2558-5.08: Leto Zephyr says: "Wow.. *she runs to the dead man* Did he just drop dead? And after taking those potato chips? That is the scariest thing I have ever seen..."

2558-2.03: William says: "*laughs* Think he got lost in the desert? *laughs louder* Maybe those potato chips work in reverse. *falls to the ground laughing* What a schmuck!"

2558-2.02: Robert says: "*Stares in alarm at the man's body*"

2558-1.35: You see a man in his twenties die.

2558-1.35: You see a man in his twenties take some potato chips.

2558-1.34: a man in his twenties says: "food!"

[Dudel]

Well, Lyd... If you wanna be technical... thats not the whole thing nor what I find to be the 'funniest' of the 'convo'.

Also: Dudel posted before any of that happend.

[chase02]

Oh wow. Well played. I like the part Dudel skipped

[Relegalize]

Needless to say, that guy didn't last very long. Bottoms Up. javascript:emoticon(':shock:')

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Woman says: "Again, Strike this man until he is dead. He has defiled the corpse of one of our fallen. "

Woman says: "Sir, you will die, no question about it. You are a vile beast worse than the most vile of creatures."

Man says: "Well sir, your interest in that body has offended my friend here. *nods to Woman* And if she tells me to kill you it is my duty to listen to her."

that guy says: "*Crosses his arms* And why should you have the right to order me around like that? I have done nothing to you!"

Woman 2 says: "*looks at the man slightly fearfully*"

Man says: "You heard the lady. I suggest you leave while you still can."

that guy says: "*Detaches himself from the corpse with some effort and stands up* Now gentlemen, I am sure we can come to a peacful sollution. *Winces* There is no reason to start attacking me!"

Man says: "My pleasure."

You see Woman pointing at that guy.

Woman says: "everyone strike this man NOW, kill him"

Woman says: "Get out of here sicko"

that guy says: "*Moans, with his eyes closed* Oh yes baby, that's right..."

that guy says: "*Looks around surreptitously then begins to make love to the body on the ground*"

You notice that guy whom you haven`t seen before.