Thought or Rant of the day!!!

[chase02]

LINUX FTW

I ran linux for 10 years before switching to mac (except for my server).. after all, it's unix with a kick-ass user-interface plonked on top, what's not to love?

[chase02]

Rant of the day (Maybe I should start a blog? ..*gag*)

I'm so pissed at the idea that I even have to attend a protest in a couple of days to defend Australian's rights to have interwebs without Govt-imposed filtering. What the?!

For those living under a rock, our Govt is proposing a mandatory (not opt-out) filter for all Australians at ISP level, that will censor anything they deem "inappropriate", with a blacklist that is undisclosed.

More info: http://nocleanfeed.com/

The best part? Senator Conroy suggests that if you oppose his bill, you must be pro-child porn. wtf?

If it does go through, I'll tunnel all my traffic to the US on principle.. but the point is, I shouldn't have to. Arghh!

[Rebma]

Thats definately super lame Chase. If I was close enough, I'd kick the guy in the shins with all my might.. Or maybe just give him a dirty look or two ahaha. Seriously though, goodluck.

*slips back into her teachers outfit* Now class, welcome to "Bad Ideas 101". In this class you will learn some neat things. Disclaimer warning, please don't try these at home, kids.

- If you have recently inhereted insane clumsiness (i.e. you cut your face twice in one night from hitting it places [table/doorframe] and still have a bruise from your encounter with a glass door this time last week, do NOT go anywhere alone. You WILL fall down, you WILL get hurt.

-Also, don't attempt to drink 6 cans of coca cola in 3 hours, and make a can-castle on your table. You WILL have to pee, and the castle WILL fall down when you attempt to 'run for it'. (especially bad when leaving one half full up there)

-In fact try not to move at all. Stay in one spot, away from any object, don't type, don't touch the remote, don't even think. Things will fall down, things will get broken, if you attempt movement at all.

- Do not try to pick up and cuddle a cat who has been growling and hissing at nothing for two nights. It will scratch you, you end up unbalanced and fall down, and hit your neck, throw you back, etc.

- I'll just generalize the rest and say, don't bloody move. Seriously. ..actually, go sit on the toilet..*wipes her brow* Potential other bad idea averted. Sleep it off, wait for help, before attempting even the simplest of tasks (feeding the cat, tying your shoes, changing your clothes) or you WILL FALL DOWN, AND WILL GET HURT.

*switches out of teacher's outfit and lies down across the desk* Can anyone guess how many bruises and cuts I got in the past three days? I should write a formula for their rate of mutiplication at this point. Fucking connect the dots over here. *sighs*

[Dudel]

Sorry Rebma but I laughed at that entire post.

Mother says to Dudel: "Bull in a china shop! Now sit down before you get hurt. Or worse brake something!"

That day sounds like a over kill to my usual behavior but not far off. Always tripping and falling. If it ain't Dude proof I'm tripping on/in/over it.

[Rebma]

I used to rent a room in a house, and my landlord and other tenant knew when it was me comin in in the middle of the night cuz it'd be like this:

You hear a loud thump/bang followed by a crash sound.
A woman in her twenties says: "FUCKSHIT!/SONOFA BITCH/(random strand of curses)"

[Dudel]

I used to rent a room in a house, and my landlord and other tenant knew when it was me comin in in the middle of the night cuz it'd be like this:

You hear a loud thump/bang followed by a crash sound.
A woman in her twenties says: "FUCKSHIT!/SONOFA BITCH/(random strand of curses)"

If the lights aint on, I run into walls I know are there... I WIN!

[Rebma]

*adds another can to the castle and nods* Maybe. I've gone to the bathroom middle of the night, and on my way back to "my room" I went into a closet.

That was confusing.

And when I told my mom about it she looked at me like (to mangle a Bill Engvall quote) "Oh..she -is- that stupid".

Its a long story that I could explain, about my bedroom in the old house being where the closet was in this one.. but I wont.

[chase02]

Thats definately super lame Chase. If I was close enough, I'd kick the guy in the shins with all my might.. Or maybe just give him a dirty look or two ahaha. Seriously though, goodluck.

Cheers.. I reckon we need it.

[Comy]

I haven't slept in two days, I'm so pumped full of caffeine that my body is rejecting anything else, and I'm nowhere near done.

However, I think I may have worked an Anthropology miracle.

Now maybe I can relax for, like, an hour and convince my body that letting me drink some water instead of a Frappuccino would be a great idea. Or maybe it will even let me eat some food instead of downing that doubleshot.

Small, trivial rant: That thing you people serve? NOT a garden burger. It's a soy burger. There's a difference!

[SekoETC]

I've got nothing to complain about. I've been attending a nutrition course since Wednesday, waking up at 7 and eating healthier than ever. So today I took a great big dump that was twice the size of a regular poop and I had to flush three times to make it all gone. Then I told the course manager about it and we were laughing for several minutes because it felt so absurd, yet it tends to happen to people when they start eating fiber-rich food. It was such a relief that I recommend it for everybody.

[chase02]

gross.

this part, however..

waking up at 7

..sounds like heaven

[joo]

I've got nothing to complain about. I've been attending a nutrition course since Wednesday, waking up at 7 and eating healthier than ever. So today I took a great big dump that was twice the size of a regular poop and I had to flush three times to make it all gone.

I LOLed, at the "three times" part, especially since you put it in bold...

[Gran]

LOL (almost fell from the chair because of Seko's story)

I bet you felt lighter after it. Man, when I am feel so proud when I have one of those. (can't... stop... scatological XD)

Aham, but to... more serious things, I identified myself with Rebma. I used to fall down and get hurt so often. I thanks my computer for offering keeping me sitting in a safe place, plus I got more aware of my own steps... Still I fall down from chairs because I keep playing with them.

[Rebma]

Hey gran, how did you miss the topic you were looking for? It was right under the one you posted in about looking for it. Lol.



Am so happy I am at my Muma's till sunday. <3

[*Wiro]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVr0pMOd3bo

Really nice video.