The Magic Button
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You create a singularity. Well done. Oh and because the button and your finger apparently existed in an empty abyss, the creation of something that exists reverses the existence of everything, causing all space (i.e. an infinite amount of space) to become filled with particles based on the inverse location relative to where your hand and the button were, and the spaces where your hand and the button were become empty voids. Also, because the singularity was created before the change, it is switched to a negative singularity, which causes all the infinite amount of matter to be sucked in - (the rate of sucking/the mass of your finger and the button + the mass of the negative singularity).
I press the empty void where the button used to be.
I press the empty void where the button used to be.
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As you trie to press the peach, Dudel eats your finger and the peach. Now the peach is inside Dudel, but becouse you are the Creator of Everything you get what you want. The peach dupicates inside Dudel and after a moment Dudel is blown to pieces. You finaly get to press one of the 10000 peaches. Nothing happends so I press the closest one to me.
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It appears a box that falls over my remaings. As no one can see me and thanks to the Schrödinger's cat thought experiment(quantphysics) you can't know in what state I am befor you see me, so when you look under the box I have turn back to normal.
Now I press the button that have turn normal vile you were busy looking at me.
Now I press the button that have turn normal vile you were busy looking at me.
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The alarm goes on and 20 stormtroopers brakes the door and rushes in shooting wildly at any moving target.
I run behind Dudel and throws the red button on the stormtroopers.
I run behind Dudel and throws the red button on the stormtroopers.
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The door to the hangar opens and Darth Vader with his troops retreats from the room after the "cleanup". At the same time are the rebels coming to our aid and heals us with some undecribable futuristic technology.
You see a man in his twenties press a button.
You see a man in his twenties press a button.
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