Funny or interesting IC quotes

[wichita]

I found Pharap's antics to be amusing. With all the details it is a bit slow, kind of like a European film, but that is fine by me. North American ADD will probably prevent most from following along well enough to see the funny bits, though.

[SekoETC]

There's this one speech he gave in Brunoi, around day 1352 but I can't find it in my turn reports. But it was a bit long too. Lenght is the key, people are not supposed to hear every word, just the exhausting babbling and liveliness that leads into them buying just about anything.

[BarbaricAvatar]

Only a shortie, and it will quite possibly be the last quote involving Stacey.

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1626-2.20: Stacey says: "Not any more *laughs*"
1626-2.20: You see Stacey expertly kill a man in his twenties using a diamond encrusted steel sabre.
1626-2.20: Zara says: "He's fine. We're just having a great little conversation."
1626-2.20: Stacey says: "How's he holding up?"
1626-2.20: You see Stacey entering Heller Castle Detention Centre coming from Doryiskom.

[15454]

Only a shortie, and it will quite possibly be the last quote involving Stacey.

(bottom to top in true Cantr style)

1626-2.20: Stacey says: "Not any more *laughs*"
1626-2.20: You see Stacey expertly kill a man in his twenties using a diamond encrusted steel sabre.
1626-2.20: Zara says: "He's fine. We're just having a great little conversation."
1626-2.20: Stacey says: "How's he holding up?"
1626-2.20: You see Stacey entering Heller Castle Detention Centre coming from Doryiskom.

*sighs*

What I could of used you for.

[BarbaricAvatar]

I'm surprised nobody else has contributed more to this thread.

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1699-4.06: Stacey says: "Hoorah *she raises her hands to the air* There is a man who finally realises that he belongs to an inferior species!"
1699-4.06: Terrance says: "I never claimed to know what -I- was doing *smiles*"
1699-4.06: Stacey says: "Er Terrance, what are you saying? You're making a fuss. *grins*"
1699-4.06: Gabrielle says: "*she chuckles*"
1699-4.06: Terrance says: "Only the ones that dont know what they are doing"
1699-4.05: Stacey says: "Well it's the men who normally make the most fuss"
1699-4.05: Terrance says: "*pauses* Well...maybe most men cause I can only think of laughing when I hear that name."
1699-4.05: Stacey says: "I like Stephanie Manslayer it has a nice ring to it."
1699-4.05: Terrance says: "I am guessing it would only scare the men? "
1699-4.05: Stacey says: "If someones weak enough to be scared by a name then that's their problem"
1699-4.05: Stacey says: "And?"
1699-4.05: Nikolas says: "Manslayer? That would probably scare people away."
1699-4.04: Terrance says: "*laughs* I guess my last name will be Moocow then. Never really had a last name till now"
1699-4.04: Stacey says: "It sounds good, and it sets a good impression. It's an authorative name. Good to welcome people to the town with *smiles*"
1699-4.03: Stephanie says: "*grins* Nice to know the second word that comes to your head."
1699-4.03: Ada says: "Nik's name is already good. *she nods"
1699-4.02: Stacey says: "It's the first word that came to my head. Oooh, Stephanie, how about Stephanie Manslayer?"
1699-4.02: Stephanie says: "*smiles* I think I'll just have to think of my own last name..."
1699-4.02: Terrance says: "*looks amused* Moocow? That is a rather interesting name *laughs*"
1699-4.02: Stacey says: "Let's see, if it wasn't Terrance, i may say Moocow"
1699-4.02: Stacey says: "I'd just do what i normally do and pick a random word from the confines of my wonderous head"
1699-4.02: Ada says: "Don't pick on Nik!"
1699-4.01: Terrance says: "*nods* I know I do, but I want to know what you would call me *smiles* I am curious"
1699-4.01: Stacey says: "But you have got a name Terrance."
1699-4.01: Nikolas says: "*rolls his eyes* Nevermind. *shakes his head* "
1699-4.01: Terrance says: "So...what would you call me if I had no name?"
1699-4.01: Stacey says: "No, he doesn't stand a chance even if we were Zara. "
1699-4.01: Stacey says: "How about Stephanie Mepeffeny?"
1699-4.01: Zara says: "We're not talking about love, Nikolas. At least, I don't think so. *whispers loudly to Stacey* Are we?"
1699-4.01: Stacey says: "Do you want one then?"
1699-4.01: Stephanie says: "Any ideas for my last name?"
1699-4.00: Stacey says: "I think he left with a group of other people that i can't remember"
1699-4.00: Stacey says: "Fishwinkle you mean."
1699-4.00: Zara says: "Yes, I wonder what happened to F...."
1699-4.00: Nikolas says: "If that was a problem, would I ever leave this town? Besides, I already have a woman that I love."
1699-4.00: Stacey says: "Yeah, if you'd like to be a boring fellow then you do that."
1699-4.00: Zara says: "You would miss us too much."
1699-3.35: Nikolas says: "If the two of you ever call me something other than Nikolas, trust me, I will ignore you."
1699-3.35: Stacey says: "Exactly Stephanie. It's an interim name so that we don't have to keep pointing and saying 'that man over there'"
1699-3.35: Stephanie says: "Dongles is an odd name..but I vote for it too, not that it really matters if he tells us his real name."
1699-3.34: Stacey says: "Remember F. Zara? We renamed him because he was making a fuss, didn't we?"
1699-3.34: Zara says: "HA! Stacey, one point, Nikolas 0."
1699-3.34: Stacey says: "Yup, Dongles it is. Careful Nikolas otherwise we'll give you a new name too"
1699-3.34: Zara says: "Sorry, Nikolas, outvoted."
1699-3.34: Nikolas says: "How about a normal name? Like Donald? It's close to Dongles."
1699-3.33: Stacey says: "Yes, see? Listen to us, we're right all the time."
1699-3.33: Zara says: "I vote for Dongles."
1699-3.32: You see Stephanie give an often-used wooden shield to a man in his twenties.
1699-3.32: Stephanie says: "Well, either way, Dongles should have a shield."
1699-3.32: Nikolas says: "*shrugs* Still."
1699-3.30: Stacey says: "The idea isn't to give someone a name that they're going to love. It's so that we call them something so that they feel obliged to tell us their real name"
1699-3.30: Nikolas says: "Not particularly."
1699-3.29: Gabrielle says: "*she chuckles* Don't like the name Dongles Nikolas?"
1699-3.28: Nikolas says: "After you suggested the name 'Dongles'? I think maybe someone else should be it."
1699-3.27: Stacey says: "How about we have an official Dory name-giver for all the people that come or spawn here and don't introduce themselves. I vote it should be me. *she grins*"
1699-3.27: Gabrielle says: "*she grins* I suppose so."
1699-3.26: Stacey says: "Yeah, if people don't give us a name, then it's only fair that we give them one instead"
1699-3.26: Stephanie says: "Okay..."
1699-3.26: Gabrielle says: "*she chuckles* Dongles?"
1699-3.26: Stacey says: "Let's call him Dongles"
1699-3.26: Stephanie says: "I still don't know his name, but he's been helping with the road. Ceddric was asking about them earlier."
1699-3.26: You see Stephanie pointing at a man in his twenties.

[SekoETC]

Fishwinkle? That actually made me laugh a bit. But usually people don't bother to read something they're not a part of. (I'm just sulking because apparently the only one who thinks I'm funny is myself. And maybe wichi.)

[Tangential]

I found that one rather amusing.. That Stacey character seems like a fun one to be around..I'll be on the look out for some funny IC quotes then..

[Surly]

I found Pharap's antics to be amusing.

One of my characters really liked Pharap... another wanted to stave his head in...

[tiddy ogg]

Placename (Robbery)

Stole an incredibly large amount of rare items and clothing. 15,000 grams were stolen
from a cottage. <name> something or other the building was called. Plan to sell mthe
things at the next town. No one was in the cottage when I stole the things. Everyone
was outside and everyone was logged off. Planned my timing and my escape. I was
brilliant! I'll sell all the stolen goods. Too bad for that cottage owner. I have a
shield in case anyone tries to attack me.


50% of what he stole was meat, in a town where food is free.
He was pursued and killed a few hours later.

[deadboy]

On the topic of Doryiskom, I am feeling well sorry for Zara with everything that has been happening there over the last like... well month or so really

[Joshuamonkey]

lol, no one feels sorry for Stephanie.

[Phalynx]

This isn't funny...

[Nosajimiki]

...because this poor thread seems so ignored...
bottom up, names, timestamps, and irrelevent dialogue edited.

You say: "here, you can use my stick."

You give a brand new stick to Girl

Girl says: "**shakes her head and smirks** Its a good thing I love you so much, otherwise I would have had to slap you for that..."

You say: "oh my..."

You say: "Girl too since I handed her half my stock..."

You say: "Oh my, in that case I must be full of fertility with all these tomaotes."

Traveler says: "In our region this is a fertility symbol *winks*"

Traveler gives you 5 grams of tomatoes.
...

You say to Girl: "would you mind hanging onto these for a bit, I have so much of the stuff it's hard to move other things around and I dont feel comfortable leaving them on the ground to get stollen."

You give 4000 grams of tomatoes to Girl.

[new.vogue.nightmare]

Let's keep this thread going, shall we?

M says: "I will never make that sound again...promise."

C says: "A...potato? I suppose you should be glad you're not asparagus, at least...."

M says: "Oh Shit!"

S says: "*she looks over at the woman (M) and then screams in delight* You're a potato!"

K says: "*shudders* let's bring the violent noises down shall we?"

M says: "How's that for noise?"

M says: "ôôôô"

K says: "i wouldn't doubt it Reverb."

C says: "*laughs* It's a new weapon I'm devising. Once perfected, an army of crossbowmen will be no match for me!"

K says: "your probably right.."

J says: "Black magic? There is no magic as evil as that noise!"

K says: "black magic?"

K says: "*grimaces* what is that hellish sound your making Castor?"

J says: "*laughs, then feigns pain* My ears! Stop! Please, stop!"

C says: "*sings* Johnny boy, Johnny boy!"

J: "John... *looks deeply thoughtful*... John... You know, that isn't bad."

K says: "how about John?"

J says: "*chuckles* What would you suggest?"

K says: "*shakes head* no"

J says: "Thought of it myself. *grins* It's good isn't it? "

K says: "*raises a brow* Uncle John...?"

J says: "A bit alright? That's a new one... Cummon, tell uncle John what's wrong."

[CantrFreak]

"Lemuria Nut-Alexandros!" - Meh..

"We're all positively Nutty!" - Lemuria

"Nuts, nuts, nuts, nutty nuts nuts!" - Meh..