The flame game!

[Phalynx]

A very small god - Om

I pimped my ride.

[oddedd]

Not much you can do with a robin reliant though

I shot the sherif

[Rusalka]

Not you goddamnit! Your charrie did.


I wrote my testament

[Antichrist_Online]

It was four words long and consisted of "I can't be bothered"

I completed every Final fantasy game. (Just finished 7 today!)

[oddedd]

Everybody in the room would like to call you a looser with no life, but really it would be pure envy as they all wish they'd done the same

I'm buying a new bike next week

[Spillages]

It ends up getting stolen by some homeless guy the very next day.

I am that homeless guy who gets a free bike.

[Nosajimiki]

yeah, It's just a shame your parents never loved you enough to teach you to ride it.

If i drink enough coffee I can make the twiches go away.

[oddedd]

The problem is that my twitch is so bad that my hands are scolded from trying to make it.

I once worked in the coffee fields

[Crosshair]

Too poor to buy your own? C'mon, Nescafe is very cheap!


I just drank some Actimel, it was fantastic.

[oddedd]

your bacteria guy aren't you,

dry crackers for breakfast rocks

[ebenezer]

Such a shame that you are too poor to have even one of these

I can seduce anything with two legs.

[Antichrist_Online]

Standing drooling over their shoes isn't seduction in the civilised world, and stop trying to cut that sheep's legs off to prove a point.

I can't remember that night in leeds, even though I was sober.

[oddedd]

Bloody northener knocked you out cold, and all you did was ask him the time.

I love ramen

[Antichrist_Online]

Oh dear gods no, there is no reason to show it that way, go get a room.
(Oh and I'm north of leeds, thus a harder northernerer)

I ate too much party food.

[formerly known as hf]

I wondered why you were having difficulty getting that latex corset on...


My cock is huge