Sock Gremlins!

[The Hunter]

I don't want to worship them. All I want is to get rid of them.

As you said Volvos are vulnarable to car gremlins. I suspect we have one now. The "fuel line tap gremlin", and no, he's not ttapdancind on the fuel line, he's drinking from it. And some thirsty bugger he is.

I'll join the "secret society for extermination of all gremlins that roam this earth in a very brutal manner".

[Ash]

All so weird.. yep you are all so weird.

[Ramsey]

I've come to ask the pixie for a little intel on a new gremlin I came across on my vacation......The fireplace gremlin. *shudders*

I know he was in there....but, I just couldnt get close enough to see him. throwing sparks at me and others while inibriated and not all the well due to alcohol consumption. Was it my imagination? or is there a fireplace gremlin/fire gremlin?


OH, and just for the record.....wild boar/hogs eat bones. So if body disposal is what you need...throw it to the hogs...there will be nothing left.

[Ash]

Verrrrrrry weird..

[sammigurl61190]

XDXDXD

[Psycho Pixie]

I've come to ask the pixie for a little intel on a new gremlin I came across on my vacation......The fireplace gremlin. *shudders*

I know he was in there....but, I just couldnt get close enough to see him. throwing sparks at me and others while inibriated and not all the well due to alcohol consumption. Was it my imagination? or is there a fireplace gremlin/fire gremlin?


OH, and just for the record.....wild boar/hogs eat bones. So if body disposal is what you need...throw it to the hogs...there will be nothing left.

Species-Gremlin
Family-House
Breed-Fire

What you actually incountered was a rare, and relitivly unstudied type of gremlin. The main problum us Gremlin scientists are discovering with this perticular little guy is his propensity to wander.

It is very difficult to study a gremlin that looks exactly like whatever breed it is near. Fire Gremlins have camoflage. like chameleons, they can change color, practically any color in the rainbow actually. We know for certain that it is closely related to the Stove Gremlin, and some theories suggest it may even be a cross breed of Stove Gremlin and Camp Gremlin (Camp Gremlin is a Family of Gremlins with multiple breeds...)

Unfortunatly, you cannot destroy this gremlin since well, he is immune to fire, so even if you do catch him, the before mentioned process of destruction is rather in-effective. This Gremlin is also on the "protected" list.

Gremlins that are not on the protected list are:

Sock, Computer (all breeds in this family), Under, battery, Brake, common Garden,

(not the uncommon garden gremlin, the difference is in the tone of brown coloration. Common Garden is a dark chocolate brown, while the Uncommon protected one is a slightly lighter shade when seen in direct sunlight at close range from a west-northwest angle.)

Yellow tree Gremlin, White tree gremlin, and of course green tree gremlins are all ok for destruction. just be careful, they bite.


Congradulations on finding such a rare and endangered little animal!

Tha "I Gotta Update My List Now" Psycho Pixie

for an updated current list of all gremlin types, return to the post with the main list on page 3 of this Topic forum, I will be adding to it soon.

[Psycho Pixie]

I believe you pixie. I know all about the gremlins...especally the diaper gremlins who hide them when you need them most....they have a thing for diaper wipes too.

BTW: I didnt know u still needed diapers... Kinda embarrasing when the gremlins took those diapers when you needed them real hard...

And I believe some car gremlins found a new niche. My tires are flat every week, the batteries of my lights need replacing every 2 weeks, they make the pump go missing, and i even believe they hide under the saddle sometimes, then jump out while im on my bike to distract me, so I won't notice that car coming from my right. Ow, and i had to buy a new lock for the 3rd time now because my keys go missing everytime, including the spare one. Or are the "general house" gremlins the cause of that?

there is a separate breed of gremlin that infests motorcycles. We only found him a few weeks ago, and are still trying to find a chance to study him. would you like to check him out for us? just dont get to close, we dont know if he bites or not.

Keys are probly just the gremlin breed "packraticus" they find, hide and keep anything sparkley. and are about the size of a small or young rat. and are actually also an unclassified breed, we cant figure out what family they are since they go indoors, outdoors, in cars, in homes, on camping trips etc....

Buh Bye for now.

Tha Ihatespungebobwithapassion Psycho Pixie

[Pirate Lass]

Maybe you can drown the fireplace gremlin.....

[The Hunter]

Portable fire extinguisher?

[Psycho Pixie]

Maybe you can drown the fireplace gremlin.....

if you look back at my original post telling orion how to destroy a gremlin, drowning is listed as step one. you cannot repeate the method of death or the little brats wont actually die. its like the next lives are immune to any previous method.

so... to kill a normal gremlin, catch, drown it, next life beat it with wood, third life burn it. after that you must find different methods. since burning doesnt work, i think maybe starving it might work.... but i cant garentee success. Much like our cantr charactures, it would take 100 days for them to starve.

However, i do re-state that "fire" Gremlins are on the protected list thus its against the law to kill them. And since they are the only ones immune to fire, this is all pointless. all other gremlins so far discovered can be killed with fire.

TATA!!

Pixie

[Ash]

Hmm, all very interesting. But weird, and also very interesting, and scary, but really quite cool.

[Ash]

Maybe you can drown the fireplace gremlin.....

Why don't you get rid of the fireplace? Instead of having to flood the joint out, it would be easier, then the 'fire place gremlins' will be someone else's problem.

[Psycho Pixie]

Maybe you can drown the fireplace gremlin.....

Why don't you get rid of the fireplace? Instead of having to flood the joint out, it would be easier, then the 'fire place gremlins' will be someone else's problem.

*Blink blink blink*

...... Ahhh, You all think I'm joking do you......???

They are real. you may laugh now, but they are real.
Someday, a gremlin infestation will plague you, haunt your dreams and wake you at night with the creepy sensation that you are being watched....
Gremlins will be there, watching you.
Scritching and scratching in the hallways.
putting tiny bread crumbs in your bed.
tickling your nose with a feather when you are sleeping....
laughing because you are afraid of them.
Little tiny 4 inch tall gremlins will instill terror in your heart and then my friends....
Then you will know. Pixie was right. Gremlins ARE real.

And they picked your home to live in.


*Evil pixie laughter*

you see what happens when pixies stay up after midnight?

[sammigurl61190]

Yes...your name "Psycho Pixie" really does describe it all, doesn't it? XD

[The Hunter]

I believe you pixie. I know all about the gremlins...especally the diaper gremlins who hide them when you need them most....they have a thing for diaper wipes too.

BTW: I didnt know u still needed diapers... Kinda embarrasing when the gremlins took those diapers when you needed them real hard...

And I believe some car gremlins found a new niche. My tires are flat every week, the batteries of my lights need replacing every 2 weeks, they make the pump go missing, and i even believe they hide under the saddle sometimes, then jump out while im on my bike to distract me, so I won't notice that car coming from my right. Ow, and i had to buy a new lock for the 3rd time now because my keys go missing everytime, including the spare one. Or are the "general house" gremlins the cause of that?

there is a separate breed of gremlin that infests motorcycles. We only found him a few weeks ago, and are still trying to find a chance to study him. would you like to check him out for us? just dont get to close, we dont know if he bites or not.

Keys are probly just the gremlin breed "packraticus" they find, hide and keep anything sparkley. and are about the size of a small or young rat. and are actually also an unclassified breed, we cant figure out what family they are since they go indoors, outdoors, in cars, in homes, on camping trips etc....

Buh Bye for now.

Tha Ihatespungebobwithapassion Psycho Pixie

I meant my bike kinda bike. You know, human power driven.
that's how i keep fit while being a heavy 2-pack a day smoker and it's the fastest way to get around in "Traffic Jam City".
ERgo: No motorcycle gremlins. Mountainbike gremlins maybe?

And I believe U Pixie. You know i found one in my computer. He's still in there BTW. I keep him silent by giving him Windows CD's and pictures of gates. Also I moved my windows to the same harddisk as Linux. They keep clear from linux and avoid that HD alltogether. When he's satisfied he'd kinda sweet really, this is one of the friendlier gremlins, he just hates M$ products. Heh, I don't blame him.