It's been a little while since I last filled all of you excited listeners in.
I am carting coal back to a remote town in hopes of achieving my dream... a military position. It's been almost twenty-five years coming, and it may finally be within my grasp.
I've been robbed of my position. The ambitious leader of the town is conveniently missing, and a group of soft-hearted... councillors - oh, how I HATE that word! - are running the show now. *grumbles*
I've returned to my home after a long, disappointing business trip. One of my employees is bumbling about the wilderness, and another is here with me making something of our lives.
I'm at it again. My bumbling employee was found dead, and I was very sad for a while, but I've since made iron with my other man and he's watching the shop while I trade it off.
I've made it back to my city... oh, how I love it there. My hotel is fine, finally getting open for business! Maybe this year... or the next year...
Still working on it... sort of. I'm mostly building my own room, and helping someone with their presents. I'll get there eventually.
I am bored. And hopeless. Maybe some pirates will come by and kill me.
Still bored, still hopeless. Nobody's spoken for days. I'm leaving tomorrow if nothing happens, and I'll do what I should have done a long time ago.
I am a knight... devoted to my order and to my town. I just hope I can actually make a difference.
The town is so quiet. A few friends died, and a few more went back to the desert. One went to the forest, and another went to trade... my mentors are home but sleeping, and my apprentice hasn't spoken in years. *sighs*
I am putting the final chapters into my greatest work yet, the cornerstone of my faith. My town is likely to disregard it, as they have all of my other myths and teachings. Ungrateful....
I've been travelling and am returning home. I've spread the word and given gifts and come home feeling better... let's just hope it works.
We found it! Finally! And it's completely uninhabited! Or are they coming back? I don't know, mates...
Not completely uninhabited! I've found an islander, and I'm going to visit her, like I promised I would. I just hope she's still around, eh?
I've been moved from my hometown and stationed in its colony... without explanation or an apparent reason. Sometimes I wonder about my leaders...
There was a little discrepency with a new private and some fraudulent letters... if I ever find that little jerk I'm gonna kill him! Anyway, I'm on my way back to the colony.
I am still writing, don't worry. I'll be around to enrich your lives for years to come. And yes, I've decided that I do like her. I just hope she wakes up.
Having a little bit of an inspiriational rut right now. I wrote a poem about a murderer that a few people liked, but not much since that. Not anything, really.
I'm sailin', eh? Not likin' it one bit. Nothin' to hunt, but plenty of meat for eatin'. I hope there's some good game wherever we're goin', eh? Wouldn't wanna waste the trip.
Still sailin'... and sailin'... and sailin'... if I don't hunt somethin' soon, I'm gonna lose my touch.
I am plotting, but it looks hopeless. This town is too poor, I may go south. But the resources are all here... hmm...
I found a town with promise, but they've got the wrong idea. Always the wrong idea. I've got plenty of food now, though... perhaps I'll be able to trick my way into what I want.
I found out that getting rich wasn't as easy as I thought it was. Some complications arose, but I'm still on the trade route. Patience...
I'm getting there. Any year now I'll have my house and won't have to worry about these worthless goods. I can trade what matters.
I've pretty much given up all hope of entertainment. I'm sewing clothes for myself in a town. The view of the mountains is nice, but the company is lacking. I'm sure to be pretty with my new clothes, though!
My boss hasn't given me my clothes yet. Maybe he likes how I look in my sari. He keeps making me hammer together these awful boots. So many buckles, and they're so tall! My legs need air, I could never wear them.
I've just spawned... in paradise. The view is amazing, and the people are so nice! It's too bad I'll have to do this to them... or do I have to? We'll see, won't we?
It's not quite paradise, oh no it isn't! So many animals, and all they do is fight! I feel so bad for the wounded, I'll pick berries until my fingers fall off! Forget my silly plans!
Estoy cultivando zanahorias porque no tengo nada de comida. Cuando estoy terminado, voy a subir mi lancha y ir... pues, no sé. Voy a ir.
Ahora estoy en mi barco en el mar, persiguiendo mis amigos. Vamos al bosque, pienso. Siento bien en el mar.