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The Lurker
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Postby The Lurker » Tue Nov 22, 2005 5:08 am

Q: Well, someone broke the bedroom window and snuck out of the house last night... are you sure you didn't go to that Planet of the Apes movie marathon?

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A: Hmmm... I choose Adanac.
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Postby SekoETC » Tue Nov 22, 2005 12:22 pm

Q: Adanac ro Setats Detinu eht ni evil rehtar uoy Dluow?

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A: I think you've had a bit too much to drink.
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Kev Milsom
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Postby Kev Milsom » Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:32 pm

Q: The machine on my desk made a ‘ring ring’ noise so I picked up its head, and it stopped ringing, but then I heard a tiny voice say "Hello?" and I think there may be people trapped inside. Should we get help???


A: 150 miles per hour.
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Postby Leo Luncid » Wed Nov 23, 2005 6:59 am

Q: Dang, how fast did that guy leave this topic?

A: Thanks for the nightmares.
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Postby Lauren » Wed Nov 23, 2005 5:37 pm

Q. What did I say to my ex boyfriend last year?

A. Lauren
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Postby Kev Milsom » Thu Nov 24, 2005 6:31 pm

Q: Finally…for the top prize of $50, and a lifetime's supply of ostrich feathers, can you please make an anagram of ‘neural’?

A: It works best with a cheesy sauce.
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Postby Leo Luncid » Thu Nov 24, 2005 7:09 pm

Q:*observes the blob of gray slime and many sharp-toothed mouths and eyeballs* So, what do you think?

A: Uh... Ah... Hahahaha... :?
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Postby Kev Milsom » Thu Nov 24, 2005 7:29 pm

Q: Wow, I just found that if I put this mop on my head and screw my eyes up tightly, it makes me look just like Brad Pitt.

A: Down, up, down, up, down.
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Postby Mafia Salad » Sun Nov 27, 2005 11:15 pm

Where do you think you're gunna go in that elevator?
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Oh, I‘m not sure, that would probably hurt.
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Postby Pie » Sun Nov 27, 2005 11:40 pm

Q"I'l give you !1000 DOLLARS if you jump of this building with this parachute. Will you do it?

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Postby El_Skwidd » Mon Nov 28, 2005 12:03 am

Q: If you had to pick one word to describe yourself, what would it be?

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A: Sometimes you just have to exercise a little restraint!
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Postby Pie » Mon Nov 28, 2005 12:05 am

Q:Like, last year,
what'd you say after
i hit that guy
with a pie
on the talk show?

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A: DOCTOR SUES!!!!!
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Postby nitefyre » Mon Nov 28, 2005 1:03 am

Q:What happens in a case of patient malpractice?



A: Rock n' Roll.
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Postby Lauren » Mon Nov 28, 2005 1:06 am

Q. Sex, drugs, and?



A. "I didn't know you could do that with a spatula!"
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Postby Kev Milsom » Mon Nov 28, 2005 1:13 am

Q. Wanna see my cat yodel?


A. Only on Mondays.
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