Needs talking to?

[InsaneIrony]

In Jakara Hills, there's a Joshua Bamboo who was just talking about cruiseliners, cremation, and a joke that sounds like it came off the internet somewhere...


1358-1: Joshua Bamboo says: "Hey friend what’s troubling you? You look like you could use a good laugh, I’ve got a great story for you that’s sure to give ya a giggle or two, hmm how did it go again oh yes I remember now. The was this girl I knew back home named Penny. Penny was a hard working, conscientious girl, who lived on her own. Her dream in life was to go on an ocean cruise around the world. So she scrimped, and she saved, and she saved, and she scrimped until finally, one day, she had enough money to go on her ocean cruise. She booked passage on a cruise liner - first class all the way... The cruise started off in a grandiose scale, dancing and parties every night. But Penny was a cautious girl, so she never drank, but just danced the night away. One night, after they had been at sea for a week, Penny was walking back to her cabin, when the heel on her left shoe broke throwing her off balance. If that wasn't enough, the ship chose that moment to tilt to the left. As a result, Penny was thrown overboard. A hue and a cry were immediately raised, and after about five minutes they found Penny. Hauling her aboard, the ship's crew realized that it was too late, poor Penny was dead. Normally, they would have done a burial at sea, but as I said before, Penny was a very conscientious girl, and had written a will. In it, she specified that she wished for her body to be cremated, and kept in a jar on her parent's fireplace mantel. Her wishes were fulfilled, which just goes to show you that a Penny saved is a Penny urned. Har har! Isn’t that just the funniest thing you ever heard? I admit it’s a little morbid but I always say ya got make the best of any situation, and if Penny’s story can help others smile through the bad times then her death isn’t in vain. Oh! I don’t believe I’ve introduced myself yet. Put it there man, my names Joshua Bamboo, but everyone calls me Bamboo. *he walks towards the man and extends his hand*"


Methinks he could use some prodding at and some explaining to... Newspawny.

[Sho]

Relevance minimal, but that joke did indeed come off the Internet: http://www.ahajokes.com/pun31.html