The Magic Vending Machine

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Torkess_theCommie
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Postby Torkess_theCommie » Fri May 12, 2006 1:22 am

Out pops out a tub filled with bubbling water and a pig taking a bath. The pig notices that you are watching him take a bath and immediatly squeals and magically takes out a bath robe and puts it on. Then later starts smacking you with purse filled with bricks which also magically appears out of no where. As he is smacking you he squeals in a very feminine way "How Rude!", then later walks off.

I insert this emote " :twisted: "
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Postby Antichrist_Online » Fri May 12, 2006 4:50 pm

Out pops me. Well you put the devil emote in...

I insert diagrams of the machines from my dreams. The not very PC and highly adult/kinky dreams. :twisted:
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Postby Phalynx » Fri May 12, 2006 5:37 pm

Out pops a piece of A4 paper with 'CENSORED' in big red letters on it...


I pop in a betamax copy of Ben Hur!
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Postby Pie » Fri May 12, 2006 6:42 pm

Out pops atilla the hun with his hord, and julious ceaser with his hord, minature of course, but still very alive, with swords and stuff, and fighting each other.

I put in a paper mache dog.
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Postby Torkess_theCommie » Sat May 13, 2006 1:54 am

out pops out a little paper maché man running around looking for his paper maché dog. He stops for a moment remembering seeing someone put his dog into the machine and with difficulty tries climbing the machine, but falls down everytime.

I put in the little paper maché man.
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Postby Pie » Sat May 13, 2006 3:24 am

out pops out a little paper maché dog running around looking for his paper maché man. He stops for a moment remembering seeing someone put his man into the machine and with difficulty tries climbing the machine, but falls down everytime.

..................I put in all my hopes and dreams.
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Postby fishfin » Sat May 13, 2006 3:25 am

...before you notice a sign on the machine that reads "out of order."

I put in the Eiffel Tower.
The following statement is not true.

The previous statement is not true.
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Postby MrPenguin589 » Sat May 13, 2006 4:09 am

Out pops a mime who puts his hand over his mouth and then slaps you and runs off

I put in a computer monitor
All of my endings are waiting to begin.
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Postby fishfin » Sun May 14, 2006 10:32 am

but you couldn't quite get it in the coin slot.

I put in a man in his twenties.
The following statement is not true.



The previous statement is not true.
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Postby Pie » Sun May 14, 2006 2:05 pm

Out pops a computer with the picture of a man in his twentys, who is working on collecting potatoes.

I put in...... the ESSENCE of nothing.
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Postby fishfin » Wed May 17, 2006 10:41 am

A note pops out of the vending machine asking you to explain.

I throw in a calculater.
The following statement is not true.



The previous statement is not true.
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Postby Phalynx » Wed May 17, 2006 3:01 pm

Out pops a list of basic sums for you to complete...

I insert the complete works of Shakespeare.
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Postby Antichrist_Online » Wed May 17, 2006 3:58 pm

The machine whurrs and out comes Rowan Atkinson who promptly hits you in the face and says "That's about as funny as a Shakespeare Comedy"


I insert a copy of Necromancy for Dummies.
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Postby SekoETC » Thu May 18, 2006 12:35 pm

Out comes the zombie of a house fly.

I insert "American Gods" by Neil Gaiman. (Hoping someone has read it.)
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Postby fishfin » Thu May 18, 2006 1:17 pm

out pops "isbn - 0747263744"

I put in a random object.
The following statement is not true.



The previous statement is not true.

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