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Posted: Sat May 09, 2009 12:06 pm
by Relegalize
The machine destroys his disguise and out comes Lucifer.
I jump into the machine to get away from Devil-Cheney
Posted: Sun May 10, 2009 8:03 am
by snm2001
and this glorious puffy cloud comes out making everyone happy
I insert the cloud
Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 9:14 am
by joo
It comes out condensed into whatever liquid/powder it was composed of.
I insert my head.
Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 1:36 pm
by Relegalize
It doesn't come back out.
I insert the rest of Joo.
Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 2:12 pm
by *Wiro
100 kilos of meat comes out.
I insert the meat.
Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 2:24 pm
by Armulus Satchula
You get a meat stack.
Insert meatstack and a paper clip.
Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 11:35 pm
by EQ2
Out comes my sack with a paperclip tangled up in the hairs that creates a black forest in which tinny white forest gnomes live and collect the strands that causes it to shed, this inturns causes it to itch and my overscratching causes me to unknowingly plow their feilds of black corn that i mistake for a tiny new sprout of hair. frequent showers only fuel their existense and they continue to spread to Joo who invites them with a open sack fill with a even bigger forest than mine.
Out of my sack forest some of the gnomes make their way into the slot in hope for a new forest like mine and joo's
Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 12:38 pm
by snm2001
and they come out sterilized and told what a nasty place they have lived.. once finding out they all kill themselves
I put the dead gnomes into the machine
Posted: Wed May 13, 2009 8:27 pm
by EQ2
Out comes undead sack forest gnomes that are more productive due to their undead state. They continue on to infest even more sack forest causing a world wide Cantr epidemic. Everyone is then forced to shave their sack forest. This upsets the undead sack forest gnomes who then begin to live their lives as.....PUBIC LICE!!!!!
I insert my original everquest.
Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 9:35 am
by snm2001
and then they move into your eyebrows
I put EQ2 in the machine
Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 4:54 pm
by joo
EQ3 comes out.
I put chase into the machine and set it to "mince".
3:<
Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 5:18 pm
by chase02
She comes out in 9000 chunks of awesome and still kicks your ass in irc battles.
I insert a Windows 95 license into the machine.
Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 5:31 pm
by joo
Was that a challenge, chase?
The License comes out upgraded to Windows 98.
I insert a Maya 4.5 license.
Posted: Thu May 21, 2009 10:34 pm
by chase02
Of course
A sneeze comes out.
I insert a dirty sock into the machine.
Posted: Fri May 22, 2009 6:14 am
by snm2001
and it comes out clean but with holes in it
I insert salsa dancers into the machine