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Relegalize
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Postby Relegalize » Sat May 09, 2009 12:06 pm

The machine destroys his disguise and out comes Lucifer.

I jump into the machine to get away from Devil-Cheney
"Hemp is of first necessity to the wealth & protection of the country."
- Thomas Jefferson, U.S. President
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snm2001
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Postby snm2001 » Sun May 10, 2009 8:03 am

and this glorious puffy cloud comes out making everyone happy



I insert the cloud
Sleepers are soulless... put them out of their misery
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joo
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Postby joo » Mon May 11, 2009 9:14 am

It comes out condensed into whatever liquid/powder it was composed of.


I insert my head.
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Relegalize
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Postby Relegalize » Mon May 11, 2009 1:36 pm

It doesn't come back out.

I insert the rest of Joo.
"Hemp is of first necessity to the wealth & protection of the country."

- Thomas Jefferson, U.S. President
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*Wiro
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Postby *Wiro » Mon May 11, 2009 2:12 pm

100 kilos of meat comes out. :)

I insert the meat.
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Armulus Satchula
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Postby Armulus Satchula » Mon May 11, 2009 2:24 pm

You get a meat stack.

Insert meatstack and a paper clip.
EQ2
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Postby EQ2 » Tue May 12, 2009 11:35 pm

Out comes my sack with a paperclip tangled up in the hairs that creates a black forest in which tinny white forest gnomes live and collect the strands that causes it to shed, this inturns causes it to itch and my overscratching causes me to unknowingly plow their feilds of black corn that i mistake for a tiny new sprout of hair. frequent showers only fuel their existense and they continue to spread to Joo who invites them with a open sack fill with a even bigger forest than mine.





Out of my sack forest some of the gnomes make their way into the slot in hope for a new forest like mine and joo's
I took one big step and i looked away, I thought of all the other things that I wanted to say. I'm always too late (never got my story straight) I'm always up late (think of everything I Hate)
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snm2001
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Postby snm2001 » Wed May 13, 2009 12:38 pm

and they come out sterilized and told what a nasty place they have lived.. once finding out they all kill themselves


I put the dead gnomes into the machine
Sleepers are soulless... put them out of their misery
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Postby EQ2 » Wed May 13, 2009 8:27 pm

Out comes undead sack forest gnomes that are more productive due to their undead state. They continue on to infest even more sack forest causing a world wide Cantr epidemic. Everyone is then forced to shave their sack forest. This upsets the undead sack forest gnomes who then begin to live their lives as.....PUBIC LICE!!!!!





I insert my original everquest.
I took one big step and i looked away, I thought of all the other things that I wanted to say. I'm always too late (never got my story straight) I'm always up late (think of everything I Hate)
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snm2001
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Postby snm2001 » Thu May 21, 2009 9:35 am

and then they move into your eyebrows


I put EQ2 in the machine
Sleepers are soulless... put them out of their misery
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joo
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Postby joo » Thu May 21, 2009 4:54 pm

EQ3 comes out.


I put chase into the machine and set it to "mince".
3:<
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chase02
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Postby chase02 » Thu May 21, 2009 5:18 pm

She comes out in 9000 chunks of awesome and still kicks your ass in irc battles.

I insert a Windows 95 license into the machine.
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joo
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Postby joo » Thu May 21, 2009 5:31 pm

Was that a challenge, chase?

The License comes out upgraded to Windows 98.


I insert a Maya 4.5 license.
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chase02
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Postby chase02 » Thu May 21, 2009 10:34 pm

Of course :D

A sneeze comes out.

I insert a dirty sock into the machine.
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Postby snm2001 » Fri May 22, 2009 6:14 am

and it comes out clean but with holes in it


I insert salsa dancers into the machine
Sleepers are soulless... put them out of their misery

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