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I insert my own hand into the machine.

and it gets stuck .. as you shake it to get it out a bag of candy falls out

I put a pen in the machine

The pen comes out in tiny splinters, having been sliced laterally into hundreds of pieces.


I insert a woolen hat into the machine.

and out comes a very warm severed human head wearing it


I insert the head

A pile of minced meat churns out of the machine.



I drop a mouse into the machine's slot.

and out comes the snake that just ate it


I insert Relegalize into the machine

OH GOD NO!!! *pieces of Relegalize fall out*

I put my pieces in the machine

a viscous, green liquid leaks out

I shove a mop in

The vending machine is now sparkling clean.

I insert 179 grams of fresh dung.

143 grams of dried dung come out.

I insert the 143 grams of dried dung.

You get an error message, telling you that you need to use 1000 grams of meat and 857 more grams of dried dung first.


I insert the rest of the required resources.

Project Cooking meat (dung) has been finished (700 grams, ending up in the inventory of Joo).

I insert another Magic Vending Machine into the machine.

and the world inverts and we are all inserted into the machine

Inside the vending machine, we wander around the new world and come across a vending machine.

Where i insert a stupid idea.

Everything explodes in pancakes.