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Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 12:09 am
by SekoETC
The machine emits a scent of fresh baked bun and you feel as if an invisible hand ruffled your hair.
I put in a red rubber ball.
Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 7:08 am
by Phalynx
There is a lot of comedy boinging and the machine rocks from side to side, after some time a tube of garlic puree comes out...
I insert Monopoly Money
Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 9:47 am
by deadboy
A picture of a coke can on a peice of card comes out
I insert a laptop
Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 7:18 pm
by SekoETC
It prints out a picture of a lap dancer. (Heehee, a pun.)
I insert a piece of scented soap.
Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 11:17 pm
by Phalynx
The soap is returned with a not attached that reads "Please Use"
I put in a bottle of rum!
Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 11:20 pm
by the_antisocial_hermit
The machine starts shaking and smoking, then pops out a rum cake.
I insert a fake eyeball.
Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 11:21 pm
by Phalynx
The machine looks at you menacingly...
I insert the keys to my car..
Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 11:22 pm
by deadboy
You feel like you are being watched and a one-eyed pinochio comes out of the machine and declares that it is a real boy
I insert seven cents, three pence, and a euro that I found in my jeans after they came out of the wash
Posted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 11:23 pm
by the_antisocial_hermit
The machine crunches on them happily and offers you no return.
I insert the book titled "Gross Morbid Anatomy of the Brain in the Insane."
Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 9:14 pm
by Pie
the machine spits out a homework paper about that book.
I insert my wallet(witch is empty)
Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 10:55 pm
by formerly known as hf
The vending machine beats you around the head with the Oxford English Dictionary
I put in my turntables and phones
Posted: Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:05 pm
by Phalynx
The machine laughs at you and spits out a zimmer frame and an I-Pod...
I insert the mercury from inside a thermometer..
Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:33 am
by Nalaris
The vending machine grows a mechanical arm, brushes its teeth using the mercury, gargles, and spits it back out at you. The electronic sign flashes "EXACT CHANGE ONLY"
I put in the Cantr website.
Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 5:10 am
by Pirate Lass
After a bit of maneuvering.... out comes a crossbow
I put in a pork chop....
((Gee this reminds me of the Amityville Toaster))
Posted: Sun Apr 16, 2006 9:46 am
by SekoETC
Out comes a living, screaming piggy with a gaping hole in it and it screams: Murder!
I put in a couple of aspirin tablets.