The Magic Vending Machine

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Postby SekoETC » Fri Apr 14, 2006 12:09 am

The machine emits a scent of fresh baked bun and you feel as if an invisible hand ruffled your hair.

I put in a red rubber ball.
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Postby Phalynx » Fri Apr 14, 2006 7:08 am

There is a lot of comedy boinging and the machine rocks from side to side, after some time a tube of garlic puree comes out...


I insert Monopoly Money
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Postby deadboy » Fri Apr 14, 2006 9:47 am

A picture of a coke can on a peice of card comes out

I insert a laptop
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we" - George W. Bush
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Postby SekoETC » Fri Apr 14, 2006 7:18 pm

It prints out a picture of a lap dancer. (Heehee, a pun.)

I insert a piece of scented soap.
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Postby Phalynx » Fri Apr 14, 2006 11:17 pm

The soap is returned with a not attached that reads "Please Use"


I put in a bottle of rum!
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Postby the_antisocial_hermit » Fri Apr 14, 2006 11:20 pm

The machine starts shaking and smoking, then pops out a rum cake.

I insert a fake eyeball.
Glitch! is dead! Long live Glitch!
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Postby Phalynx » Fri Apr 14, 2006 11:21 pm

The machine looks at you menacingly...




I insert the keys to my car..
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Blake Stone, Jizz Bucket, Patterson Queasley, Billy Sherwood, Chavlet D'Arcy, Johnson.
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Postby deadboy » Fri Apr 14, 2006 11:22 pm

You feel like you are being watched and a one-eyed pinochio comes out of the machine and declares that it is a real boy


I insert seven cents, three pence, and a euro that I found in my jeans after they came out of the wash
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we" - George W. Bush
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Postby the_antisocial_hermit » Fri Apr 14, 2006 11:23 pm

The machine crunches on them happily and offers you no return.

I insert the book titled "Gross Morbid Anatomy of the Brain in the Insane."
Glitch! is dead! Long live Glitch!
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Postby Pie » Sat Apr 15, 2006 9:14 pm

the machine spits out a homework paper about that book.

I insert my wallet(witch is empty)
Pnumerical Intuitiong Engyn
Paranormal Investigation Exorsism
Porcupine Interspecies Extra_poison
Pick In Enter

... The headquarters of P.I.E.!!!
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Postby formerly known as hf » Sat Apr 15, 2006 10:55 pm

The vending machine beats you around the head with the Oxford English Dictionary

I put in my turntables and phones
Whoever you vote for.

The government wins.
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Postby Phalynx » Sat Apr 15, 2006 11:05 pm

The machine laughs at you and spits out a zimmer frame and an I-Pod...


I insert the mercury from inside a thermometer..
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Postby Nalaris » Sun Apr 16, 2006 3:33 am

The vending machine grows a mechanical arm, brushes its teeth using the mercury, gargles, and spits it back out at you. The electronic sign flashes "EXACT CHANGE ONLY"

I put in the Cantr website.
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Postby Pirate Lass » Sun Apr 16, 2006 5:10 am

After a bit of maneuvering.... out comes a crossbow


I put in a pork chop....




((Gee this reminds me of the Amityville Toaster))
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Postby SekoETC » Sun Apr 16, 2006 9:46 am

Out comes a living, screaming piggy with a gaping hole in it and it screams: Murder!

I put in a couple of aspirin tablets.
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