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DeepSix
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Postby DeepSix » Thu May 18, 2006 6:38 pm

Out of the machine oozes a length of crumpled paper, with what looks suspiciously like chocolate smeared on one side.

Seeing that, I stifle my own gag reflex before pouring an ounce of water down the input slide.
~ At last! Something I can fathom!
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Phalynx
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Postby Phalynx » Thu May 18, 2006 10:44 pm

29.574 ml of water dribbles out the bottom...

I insert 237 Cantr Credits....!
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Postby the_antisocial_hermit » Thu May 18, 2006 10:47 pm

The machine starts buzzing then spits out 237g of fresh dung with the message, "Sorry, please try again."

I insert a turkey feather.
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fishfin
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Postby fishfin » Thu May 18, 2006 10:49 pm

Nothing happens... when you logged into cantr you notice you have 437 minutes left.

I put in a red ear slider (Turtle).

Edit: this is ment for the one obove the one obove it. (you beat me to it)
The following statement is not true.

The previous statement is not true.
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Torkess_theCommie
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Postby Torkess_theCommie » Fri May 19, 2006 5:51 am

the machine begins making wierd gagging sounds and spits out a red ear slider with two heads
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I put in ma carte du maroc...
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Nalaris
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Postby Nalaris » Sun May 21, 2006 3:51 am

The machine asks you to "please start speaking English you communist freak!"

Clearly, the machine is not very politically correct.

I put in a 'blame the communists' T-shirt.
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Antichrist_Online
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Postby Antichrist_Online » Wed May 24, 2006 9:07 pm

Out pops a robotic Karl Marx who beats you to the ground with the Communist Manifesto.

I insert the hitchhikkers guide to the galaxy.
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Pie
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Postby Pie » Wed May 24, 2006 9:16 pm

Out pops the galixy wich has been compresed into a tiny little rubber bouncy ball, wich, when you bounce it, sends the earth on a speedy course to the sun. But of courese, you save us all by bouncing it again, making us take orbit in the right place again.

I put in my dog.
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Nalaris
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Postby Nalaris » Wed May 24, 2006 10:54 pm

Out comes cat meat.

I put the Karl Marx robot, which I have beaten to death with my shoe.
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Postby formerly known as hf » Thu May 25, 2006 12:59 am

The vending machine beats you to death with the broken Karl Marx robot.

I put in 'The Good News Bible'
Whoever you vote for.

The government wins.
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Pie
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Postby Pie » Thu May 25, 2006 2:40 pm

Out pops a mitionary who is teaching the neiborhood about family.

I put in a hand made glass door.
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Antichrist_Online
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Postby Antichrist_Online » Thu May 25, 2006 7:36 pm

You hear a crash and several glass shards fly towards your face.

I instert the book "I Robot"
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Phalynx
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Postby Phalynx » Thu May 25, 2006 7:38 pm

Out pops a printed message:

"Apparently I can do no harm to you... Unfortunately!"


I insert my passport!
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fishfin
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Postby fishfin » Thu May 25, 2006 11:30 pm

It pops out with invalid writen all over it in perminent marker

I insert my watch
The following statement is not true.



The previous statement is not true.
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Duckers
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Postby Duckers » Sun May 28, 2006 5:58 pm

The machine spits out the latest issue of 'Time' magazine.

Into the slot of the vending machine, I insert a Playstation 2 controller.
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