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snm2001
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Postby snm2001 » Tue May 05, 2009 11:47 am

that build a new machine made of pancakes that I insert butter into
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Postby chase02 » Tue May 05, 2009 11:53 am

the pancakes turn mouldy and rot away to nothing and hence the game ends

am I doinitrite? XD
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Postby snm2001 » Tue May 05, 2009 11:56 am

then in walks the vending machine guy who gleefully installs a new one.. and he puts his kids picture in it
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Postby joo » Tue May 05, 2009 1:30 pm

I jerk off to the pictures then fall asleep in front of the machine.
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Postby playerslayer666 » Tue May 05, 2009 4:03 pm

the machine tells you to stop doing that and insert something the next time you approach the machine.

i insert this little guy and then run away :twisted:
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Postby Debsy » Tue May 05, 2009 7:45 pm

The machine spits out a killer leprechaun. :twisted:

I insert a $100 bill.
Awkward: Having your phone go off full volume during a funeral.

Even more awkward: Your ringtone being "I Will Survive"

The most awkward: Coming back after a 10+ year hiatus and swearing I'd never come back. :twisted:
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Postby mikki » Tue May 05, 2009 11:59 pm

it spits out a $1 bill seems you got robbed...

I put in a dozen roses..
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Postby snm2001 » Wed May 06, 2009 9:30 am

and got a date with me


I put in a bottle of wine
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Postby mikki » Wed May 06, 2009 12:27 pm

You have a second date with me..


I put in a stuffed tiger
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Postby joo » Wed May 06, 2009 4:34 pm

A real tiger comes out which eats your face.


I put in a miniature helicopter.
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Postby Armulus Satchula » Wed May 06, 2009 8:17 pm

A real helicopter comes out and crushes you to death.

I put in toe nail clippings.
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Postby joo » Thu May 07, 2009 2:38 am

They shoot back out of the slot and into your face.


I insert your face.
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Postby snm2001 » Thu May 07, 2009 9:26 am

And a new and more hideous face comes out.. and kisses Joo


I insert the Patriot Act
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Postby Armulus Satchula » Thu May 07, 2009 1:48 pm

You think nothing happens but later all your personal information is violated.

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Postby snm2001 » Sat May 09, 2009 8:49 am

and she is arrested for harboring criminals and ticking off the FBI that one time



I insert Dick Cheney
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