The Magic Vending Machine

[null_fragment]

I insert my own hand into the machine.

[snm2001]

and it gets stuck .. as you shake it to get it out a bag of candy falls out

I put a pen in the machine

[null_fragment]

The pen comes out in tiny splinters, having been sliced laterally into hundreds of pieces.


I insert a woolen hat into the machine.

[snm2001]

and out comes a very warm severed human head wearing it


I insert the head

[null_fragment]

A pile of minced meat churns out of the machine.



I drop a mouse into the machine's slot.

[snm2001]

and out comes the snake that just ate it


I insert Relegalize into the machine

[Relegalize]

OH GOD NO!!! *pieces of Relegalize fall out*

I put my pieces in the machine

[CN]

a viscous, green liquid leaks out

I shove a mop in

[Dust Puppy]

The vending machine is now sparkling clean.

I insert 179 grams of fresh dung.

[joo]

143 grams of dried dung come out.

I insert the 143 grams of dried dung.

[Dust Puppy]

You get an error message, telling you that you need to use 1000 grams of meat and 857 more grams of dried dung first.


I insert the rest of the required resources.

[Relegalize]

Project Cooking meat (dung) has been finished (700 grams, ending up in the inventory of Joo).

I insert another Magic Vending Machine into the machine.

[snm2001]

and the world inverts and we are all inserted into the machine

[BarbaricAvatar]

Inside the vending machine, we wander around the new world and come across a vending machine.

Where i insert a stupid idea.

[joo]

Everything explodes in pancakes.