Cantr II Discussion Forum

Yesh!

I remember this from another forum, it was very fun

Rules are:
Each player posts two messages in his post - first one flaming the above posters' brag, and the other - own brag

Example:
Poster A
I made ten euros today!

Poster B
You had to sell yourself to do it.

I got my picture on the front cover of a magazine!

Poster C
It was gay porn.

...and so on.

Ill start

I taught my dog a new trick yesterday!

How to bring in the porn magazines without you going out in public.

I invented wool.

So you could put it in your undies and scratch more often.

I will be a civil servant when I grow up!

You can finally put that skill of being annoying to good use.

I just bought a new car!

But you have to wind it up to go anywhere.

I was chased by a dog earlier today, and escaped unharmed!

Unless you count the gaping hole in your chest.

I made a million dollars without breaking the law!

Then you spent everything on buying some friends.

I saved a kitten from a tree!

By chopping down the tree, accidently killing the cat and promptly getting mobbed by a fanatical environmentalist cult headed by an escaped insane asylum inmate.

I got refunds on my friends and respent the money on the stock market!

Because your friends couldn't stand you even for a million dollars.

I am thinking of learning a new language!

Good for you. Then you can be incomprehensible in several ways.


I made my bed today... all by meself.

You must sleep on a blanket on the floor.

I got three days worth of work done in one day and got a huge bonus for my efforts.

How much did your pimp let you take home?

I just signed my first record deal!

With a chimp.

I just found a cure for cancer!

unfortunatly it involves killing the patient

I just got signed for england football team