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And I'm sure you'll have an old, happy life with your thousands of cats

I ran five miles today.

Fear does wonders sometimes.

I helped an old lady cross the street.

Then you found out, that the old lady was a masked pickpocket, a thief!

I believe, i know the meaning of living and dying

In other words, you're a ghost.

I can tie my shoes!

yeah, that's because you have Velcro strips and not laces.

I can shotgun a beer faster than you!

Next time, try it with a full can..Hmmm?


I got my hair cut today.

Cut? More like shaved off completely. Oh, but I guess you didn't notice the barber left enough hair to spell out 'loser' on the top of your head.

I locked my car today so robbers couldn't get inside!

After half an hour you notice that you had lost the car keys. They fell out of your pocket.

I have my second year at college beginning.

Awww, you're second year already? What a big girl (or guy) you are!

Today, I went snorkeling for the first time!

That must've been hard with all those black spiny sea urchins in your swimsuit

I survived my last first week of band camp!

Yes, but it's only your last first week because of the "incident" that happened on the second day.

Start my new Job next week!

Cleaning gum off the tables and chairs and sidewalks in all the schools? Good for you!

I got the highest grade on the Macroeconomics test!

Well, that doesn't say that much, if you look at the other grades...

I'm finally gonna start at my next school, on monday!

Congratulations! You finally found a school that would teach nitwits as dumb as you!

I don't have morning classes, so I can sleep in this year!

Just cos they dropped you from your morning class "for" sleeping in?

Looking forward to two months in Norway!