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You forgot modest.


I only party with snickie because I drew the short straw.

Do you understand this game at all? Don't you know that only losers party with me? Why do you think they had to draw straws? Nobody really wanted to go.
Wow. Not only are you a loser, but a dumb one at that.

I'm such a genius. I just managed to turn a personal insult into a flame, and I didn't insult myself in the meantime.

If you're such a genius, why do only losers party with you?

I played UINTAItE, CORSETiNG and fRIJOLES in Scrabble

Too bad you were playing by yourself.

I was on tv last week.

OMG! That's right! I saw your mugshot! How much time did you get? Sixty-two years?

I have the best-tasting tea ever!

And you get arrested for possession of the cocaine that made it taste so good.

I am having a great lazy Sunday.

And all because you have no friends to spend your days with.

I made the top score on my AP exam!

It is amazing how your mind goes crazy when you are off the meds.

I kissed a girl yesterday.

Yeah. A juvenile delinquent girl who was probably high on tobacco and LSD. She had to have been. I mean, what person in their right mind would want to kiss you?

I survived two hours of horseback riding over a mountain.

But, you woke up and realized that you where day dreaming and you had still all the mountain to go!

I ate delicious meal, at very cheap price!

It was poisoned, and you're really going to regret eating it tonight.

I didn't get sunburned today while tubing down a river for three hours!

Yea? You're suppose to ride on top of the tube!!!!


I helped a woman with her groceries today.. she was having a tough time getting them out of the cart..

Anybody would have a hard time getting anything out of their shopping cart with your fat body sitting inside.

I won first place in a story contest!

Oh, that's great! Maybe you can brag to all of your sniveling middle schooler friends?

I just bought a new puppy!

And the first things he did were chew your cords for your computer, eat your Hollister sweatshirt, bite your fingers, and pee on your bed. Still happy about it?

My cats (which are alive thank you very much) are far better behaved than NostalgicMelody7's puppy.