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I suspect another cat had your cat too (Turn up the heat, Satan, I'm comin' over )

My swordfish is the biggest.

That's a big swordfish, but it's still dead, ain't going to win over any women with that.

I just pimpslapped my split personality with the above flame.

When you play games with your split personality, you still lose.

You can't believe it, but I just ate the whole thing.

Now good luck getting back into the house. Or any place, really, except maybe the Amway arena or Tropicana Fields.

My character controls and maintains an island-wide empire!

Until your mommy comes and makes you put Risk away.

I once wrote an entire point of sales system by myself.

It is obvious that no one appreciated that.

I am the best in the universe, so yeah!

Your universe consists of just you. You must be lonely, being the best of nothing.

I had guacamole for dinner! -nom-

Umm...that wasn't guacamole, it was really old mayonnaise


I like wine with my cheese.

Not only is wine cheap by the box, but you can set your jar of cheeze whiz on top of it.

I can hold my breath for 2.5 minutes.

We can hold you underwater for 3 minutes.


I use the dictionary to learn a new word every day.

Do you go alphabetically? So you looked up "cat" before you looked up "dog"?

I have a certification to drive a forklift.

So do I, so does my mom, so does the homeless guy on the corner of the street... and unlike you, all those have actual access to a forklift

I'm such a great guy that I'll make this an easy one: I'm the greatest flamer on this forum

With 357 post count for sure.

I have more posts than most of you!

Excuse me while I get a PR member to delete your 4859 spam posts.

I made the highest score ever on the test and got a full scholarship to go to any university of my choice.

Well..it's about time you passed an "oral" exam, those knee pads really made a difference, didn't they?

I finally made my husband happy with me playing Cantr again!