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Even if she was a Queen, I'd still treat my bitch like a bitch. Enjoy your bruises.



I am the Lord of all Evil.

Shit can be evil. Therefore you're Lord shit.

I love Vodka!

Too bad you dropped your paper bag and then cut your tongue on the broken glass trying to lick the vodka up off the street. Now you're in hospital and they won't let you drink there (they'll soon kick you out though because you live in a shit country that makes people pay for medical treatment, and then you won't even be able to buy more vodka because you spent all your money on the first bottle).



I just saved the world. Twice.

and we kill you for it cause thats what we do here



I just layed a golden egg

That must have hurt. *looks down* Hey wait, this is iron pyrite!



I know something about everything.

everything having to do with poo


I know a secret about you

If you truly knew something I keep secret, you would suffer a mental breakdown and subsequently hang yourself.



My eyes are black with hate.

(your probably rigth about the secret thing)


no no.. they are black because I hit you in them with that club

I am trying to give you something special

Nothing you possess could have sufficient value for me to want to take it with your consent.



I can make angry ticks shoot out of my nipples.

wow.. I um... and they are all on fire when they come out



I think I know where you live

Yes, well done, Sherlock Holmes. It's not exactly as if I make secret of it.



I am somewhat insane, and I don't care.

(Yay, annoying spammer did something useful!)

Which is why they haven't released you from the insane asylum.


I have the most popular character in all of Cantr!

Its called a "vowel" you boy-loving mental wonder

I just called someone a boy-loving mental wonder and got away with it!

-smacks Wolf upside the head with a dead swordfish-

I have the most beautiful, real cat in the whole world!