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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 7:14 pm
by formerly known as hf
But you're too lazy to haul your fat arse off of the sofa and into the kitchen.
I own my own tropical island
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 7:32 pm
by Juuustaaas
But you don't own a boat to access it.
A famous singer blinked to me from the stage during a concert!
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 7:37 pm
by formerly known as hf
It wasn't a blink, they were wincing at the sight of your ugly face
My body has been compared to that of Adonis
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 7:47 pm
by Juuustaaas
That was decided in a poll, held in the prison you're at.
I scored a goal in a soccer game yesterday!
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 7:53 pm
by formerly known as hf
too bad it was an own goal
(that was too easy
)
I hac|<3d d4 CIA
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 7:53 pm
by deadboy
You scored it in the wrong goal, it was an own goal
I reached number one on top of the pops!
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 7:55 pm
by deadboy
oh I was a second too late there
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 8:06 pm
by Juuustaaas
yea, that one sucked, sry
farmer: the password was "BillGatesIsSexy", so you guessed that one promptly
deadboy: only because you slept with the judge
I convinced the conductor on the bus to let me off without a fine!
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 8:08 pm
by Stan
Edit: Got beat to the punch
Really? I was wondering what you were doing up there in his lap.
I don't want to brag or anything, but back in the day I had ladies hangin all over me.
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 8:42 pm
by Mafia Salad
It's amazing what some cheap cologne and a few chains can do isn't it?
I don't want to brag or anything, but I don't have to go back in the day to have ladies swarming around me.
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 8:46 pm
by Stan
Hey, look there's one of those ladies flying around your head now...fast aren't they?
I have one of the best views of downtown of anyone I know.
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 8:49 pm
by Fleegle
oops
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 8:49 pm
by Mafia Salad
Re-Edit back to how it was:
Outside edge of the underpass eh...
I'm tech savvy.
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 9:18 pm
by Nalaris
Knowing how to operate a remote doesn't count.
I own every video game in existence and made half of them.
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 9:51 pm
by Fleegle
Wow. You should make starring you as the main character, in which the goal is to get a life.
My doctor says I'm the healthiest man he's ever seen.