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Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 12:10 am
by Nalaris
You think so? I thought it was the source of your name. Some weird combination of punk/mafia and diced salad. But hey, you do your own thing.

I have much, much better combacks then Justas.

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 1:00 am
by notsure
...when he's dead asleep and not online.


I own four chateaux in France.

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 1:12 am
by Pie
HAHA!!! JOU HAV WORS GRAMMER THAN I DO!!!!

I am SO SMART AND YOU KNOW IT!!!!

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 1:30 am
by Mafia Salad
Yup, you're clever like a box.



With a body like this. *flexes* Who needs to be smart.

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 4:01 am
by Coramon
Yup! You can just sit on those annoying smart people.

I've gotten an A- in Italian 1.

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 5:16 am
by Fleegle
But you got an F in Music Appreciation.


I got a nice fat cheque in the mail.

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 5:28 am
by Mafia Salad
Don't you think your blackmail is getting a little risky?


I’m going on an awesome vacation to an exotic location.

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 12:16 pm
by Juuustaaas
Because you're wanted in many states.

I've received an anonymous letter, telling that some girl loves me!

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 12:34 pm
by grrl
too bad its really from your sister! but they do say 'incest is the best'

i've been working out lately

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 12:52 pm
by deadboy
Walking from the computer chair to the fridge doesnt count as working out


I started a multi-billion pound business

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 1:38 pm
by SekoETC
Yes - making stretch-pants to fatsos.

I got a perfect score in a maths test without really studying much.

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 1:46 pm
by deadboy
you took the wrong test.. that was for preschoolers


I stopped the Iraq war today

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 6:31 pm
by Juuustaaas
Anyone can do that :D

I bought an apple for 1 euro, and sold it for 2 euros the same day!

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 6:59 pm
by Mafia Salad
Your mom only paid that much to boost your self-esteem.



I've lost 30 pounds on the slim shady diet!

Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 7:06 pm
by Juuustaaas
Only 200 more pounds to go till you can see your penis :)

I learned to cook an elaborate dish, just by watching TV!