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Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 7:16 pm
by Juuustaaas
You'll be their new naked mascot.
My friends tell me i'm cool!
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 7:22 pm
by deadboy
Its a shame they're only imaginary
I just found a solution to world poverty!
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 7:28 pm
by Juuustaaas
Having poor people sell their livers isn't a solution
I helped a poor homeless man yesterday!
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 8:52 pm
by notsure
He is now a poor, homeless WOMAN.
I gave a speech today and the audience gave me a standing ovation.
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:11 pm
by Coramon
Only because it was over.
I stayed home from a giant exam today!
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:36 pm
by deadboy
the only reason was because you knew you would suck
I became supreme lord of all of earth today
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 10:07 pm
by SekoETC
Yes, because you're so FAT!
My farts smell like roses.
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 10:15 pm
by Nalaris
Kind of sad you think such things as advantages in life...
I conquered the world using my giant turtle that eats paper.
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 10:19 pm
by Pie
Yea, a world you drew on your scetch book.
I just have invinted glu!!
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 10:37 pm
by notsure
Unfortunately, you have glued your lips shut!
I'm in a world-famous orchestra.
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 10:38 pm
by Okud
oops, to late

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 10:46 pm
by Nalaris
The same world that I conquered with my turtle.
I own New York City.
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 10:50 pm
by notsure
Been playing Monopoly by yourself again, eh?
I look like Angelina Jolie.
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 10:55 pm
by Pie
unfortunatly,Angelina Jolie has sufferd 3rd digree burns on her face..... with scar tisue... and the like.
I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 11:06 pm
by Mafia Salad
about nothing and nothing about anything.
My hair is perfect.
