The flame game!

[Wolf]

I suspect another cat had your cat too (Turn up the heat, Satan, I'm comin' over )

My swordfish is the biggest.

[Wolf]

That's a big swordfish, but it's still dead, ain't going to win over any women with that.

I just pimpslapped my split personality with the above flame.

[Jason W.]

When you play games with your split personality, you still lose.

You can't believe it, but I just ate the whole thing.

[Snickie]

Now good luck getting back into the house. Or any place, really, except maybe the Amway arena or Tropicana Fields.

My character controls and maintains an island-wide empire!

[Jason W.]

Until your mommy comes and makes you put Risk away.

I once wrote an entire point of sales system by myself.

[KVZ]

It is obvious that no one appreciated that.

I am the best in the universe, so yeah!

[Snickie]

Your universe consists of just you. You must be lonely, being the best of nothing.

I had guacamole for dinner! -nom-

[Alladinsane]

Umm...that wasn't guacamole, it was really old mayonnaise


I like wine with my cheese.

[Jason W.]

Not only is wine cheap by the box, but you can set your jar of cheeze whiz on top of it.

I can hold my breath for 2.5 minutes.

[Alladinsane]

We can hold you underwater for 3 minutes.


I use the dictionary to learn a new word every day.

[Jason W.]

Do you go alphabetically? So you looked up "cat" before you looked up "dog"?

I have a certification to drive a forklift.

[Wolf]

So do I, so does my mom, so does the homeless guy on the corner of the street... and unlike you, all those have actual access to a forklift

I'm such a great guy that I'll make this an easy one: I'm the greatest flamer on this forum

[KVZ]

With 357 post count for sure.

I have more posts than most of you!

[Snickie]

Excuse me while I get a PR member to delete your 4859 spam posts.

I made the highest score ever on the test and got a full scholarship to go to any university of my choice.

[Cheshierekat]

Well..it's about time you passed an "oral" exam, those knee pads really made a difference, didn't they?

I finally made my husband happy with me playing Cantr again!