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Re: Answer and Question game
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 5:54 pm
by Slyder_Glyder_Ryder_etc
Q. Your telling me Osama Bin Laden actually -did- escape? Where is he now?
A. Three packs of Juicy Fruit gum and a portable fan.
Re: Answer and Question game
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 6:50 pm
by gejyspa
Q: SO, MacGyver, what do you need to capture Osama?
A: I said "lollipops", governor, lollipops!
Re: Answer and Question game
Posted: Thu Oct 27, 2011 11:44 pm
by Snickie
Q: Dollilocks? How on Earth are dollilocks supposed to help us capture Osama?
A: Do or do not. There is no try.
Re: Answer and Question game
Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 11:36 am
by gejyspa
Q: Well, alright then, Mr.... Yoda, is it? How would you like to try your hairdo today?
A: Kill the wabbit!
Re: Answer and Question game
Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 3:39 pm
by JohnnyScribble
So, Mister Elmer Fudd, what are your plans for today?
No! No! It's not possible!
Re: Answer and Question game
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 3:53 am
by gejyspa
Q: Would anyone really post the obvious and hence unfunny answer in the Answer and Question game?
A: A long sword should do the trick.
Re: Answer and Question game
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 9:30 am
by Slyder_Glyder_Ryder_etc
Q. Dang! My lawnmower is broken... what should I do?
A. A crossbow should do the trick.
Re: Answer and Question game
Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 1:56 pm
by Snickie
Q: I've a darts competition coming up this weekend, but I pulled a muscle in my right shoulder.
A: You got second place, but you missed first by less than two-tenths of a point.
Re: Answer and Question game
Posted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 2:24 pm
by gejyspa
Q: What happens now that I've splintered the 10-pin in two, most of which fell?
A: Alpha Centauri sure is pretty in April.
Re: Answer and Question game
Posted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 9:58 pm
by Snickie
Q: So what do you think of Douglas Adams' works in the springtime?
A: Humus(sp?). Reminds me of humus.
Re: Answer and Question game
Posted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 3:42 pm
by gejyspa
Q: So, how did you like your first taste of ground crickets?
A: Cook at 1000 degrees for two days, then apply the bandages.
Re: Answer and Question game
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2011 1:45 pm
by Snickie
Q: So....how am I supposed to treat this burn?
A: That's not a marble, you imbecile, that's my glass eye! Give it back now!
Re: Answer and Question game
Posted: Sun Nov 06, 2011 1:52 pm
by SekoETC
Q: Why does this marble taste salty?
A: Level 15 Firemancer
Re: Answer and Question game
Posted: Tue Nov 08, 2011 2:13 am
by Snickie
Q: Kelsey says the brush fires are probably caused by somebody crashing into a tree with an ATV, leading gasoline all over the parched wood, igniting immediately with the sparks generated from the crash. What do you think is the cause?
A: Return to the past, now!
Re: Answer and Question game
Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 4:18 am
by JohnnyScribble
So, if I just make a small adjustment here, fiddle with this for a second, here we go! Aha! The first lightbulb! What do you make of that?
I thought it was because of the boating accident.