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Re: Answer and Question game
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 3:49 pm
by joo
Q: How long will my bride take to get here and what does she look like?
A: No! And never ask me again, you dirty wizard!
Re: Answer and Question game
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 8:48 pm
by gejyspa
Q: Is it okay for a Washington DC pro basketball player to use the opposing team's shower?
A: Atomic tangerines.
Re: Answer and Question game
Posted: Tue Oct 18, 2011 10:20 pm
by Snickie
Q: So Mister President, sir,.....what is your newest strategy for fighting the evil terrorists?
A: Oh no! The Sesquipedalophozoa has possessed and altered the quantum space between Reality and Ninja! The matrices are all bugged up, and cosine squared of x plus sine squared of x doesn't equal one anymore!
Re: Answer and Question game
Posted: Wed Oct 19, 2011 12:22 pm
by gejyspa
Q: Okay, this episode of ST:TNG needs some more technobabble to make the audience feel like they're learning some new cutting edge science, and so that the fanboys can have something to quote at the next WorldCon. Johnson, what've you got for me?
A: All glory to the elf lord!
Re: Answer and Question game
Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 3:59 am
by Snickie
Q: In English, what is the first thing the elves all say when they see Elrond, before bursting out into song and merriment?
A: But, but, but....I had nothing to do with it! It wasn't me! Nope! I don't even know what a trisyllabic iambic pentagon metric systolic is.
Re: Answer and Question game
Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 5:51 am
by gejyspa
Q: Alright, who's been in my stash?
A: This mouse comes in three decorator colors.
Re: Answer and Question game
Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 6:00 am
by MelloYell
Q: What if my snake is finicky about his meals?
A: No, the calculator is wrong.
Re: Answer and Question game
Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 12:35 pm
by Snickie
Q: So, I just plugged in all these formulas, plugged in the number like you said, and I got this weird answer, zero error. Is that the right answer?
A: A spork.
Re: Answer and Question game
Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 4:22 pm
by MelloYell
Q: What's the best weapon to use on a camping trip?
A: Strangely, they were orange actually.
Re: Answer and Question game
Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 11:30 pm
by Snickie
Q: What color were the oranges you bought, ma'am?
A: Huh?! What?! B-but, that's completely impossible!
Re: Answer and Question game
Posted: Sun Oct 23, 2011 11:38 pm
by MelloYell
Q: snickie would you please abandon your saxophone during math class.
A: now that sounds like the craziest idea ive ever heard. im in!
Re: Answer and Question game
Posted: Mon Oct 24, 2011 12:06 am
by Snickie
Q: So, at 4:30 AM we're going to stand outside the head staff's bedroom door, and we're going to sing a few different songs, including "Morning Mood" from the Peer Gynt Suite, "Here Comes the Sun" by the Beatles, and "Friday" by Rebecca Black. Are you in?
A: Get on with it!
Re: Answer and Question game
Posted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:03 pm
by gejyspa
Q: How can I possibly weigh this elephant and me on this one tiny bathroom scale?
A: Triumph belongs to the bananas that are the ripest.
Re: Answer and Question game
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 4:33 am
by Slyder_Glyder_Ryder_etc
Q. Mr. Johnson, you have been tried and found guilty of murder, you are hereby sentenced to death... any last words?
A. Because the line is so long.
Re: Answer and Question game
Posted: Wed Oct 26, 2011 1:01 pm
by gejyspa
Q: Why does Kevin Bacon keep flubbing that scene?
A: Bank of the Cayman Island, accompanied by two calico cats.