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Postby Leo Luncid » Thu Aug 10, 2006 9:14 pm

Solutions Maximus wrote:There was a monkey by the yellow construction trucks. He had some big, red blocks in his furry little backpack. Coincidentally, he begged, "please stop this immediately! Not another three word game that spams the forums!" "Curses" he said as CD came and appreciated spam. Then the monkey with a curious little, quirky smirk began to display advertisements for the people's republic of Insanely Dull Primates who didn't give enough money to be declared as nothing more than stupid Cantrians who have nothing better to do with punctuation marks.

Suddenly, Kinvoya ruined my pancakes. "Oh, no!" the monkey screamed, ripping hair from the very dastardly chicken. He was six foot tall, and wore a pair of boxers, which smelled very much like a fried balogna sandwhich; he also wore a very sexy fuschia negligee with purple polka dots.

The monkey smacked to the ground with a sickening, bone-cracking thud. He was taken to local asylum for eating some flea, drinking oil and slapped his tail against the padded pink wall. Eventually, he got confused. After a lobotomy he started giggling. Dazed and confused, the monkey played Cantr with his tail and his feet. He then cried because he had used up every last one of his minutes.

He then begged other players for little red cookbook recipes that would cook yellow construction trucks. Although he was sad when he found out that he had crabs jumping from guitar. He found out though, after tasting stinky, sweaty socks, that the little leprechaun looked blue. he then ate pie with a spork. The Colonel ate chiken from the chicken bucket, and got salmonella poisoning. Being violently ill, he decided to call the local video store.

He told Dee that he must rent a video for a very short period of kinvoya's life time. He wasent able to spell correctly becaues his teacher only spoke sign language with three of kinvoya's best dressed friends. One night, he thought, "I'll ask kinvoya why does my teacher speak sign with three of the other people with which she dresses up fancily." On another note, kinvoya did ruin nothing at all! Except for the stuff needed here. So he hung around with his S.P.A.R.T.A.N. energy sword Waiting for King-moo-cow.

What he did after that was go to the delacatesnt store and throw Pez at the bananas that wouldn't stop dancing and eat chees. Then a penguin wore purple sandals and he said "Skiers of Imflamarie!"As a volcano threw Pie at some idiot who stubbornly refused to eat Kinvoya's Homemade coconut cheese burgers not anywere Kinvoya. Finally, brilliant stupidity overcame the monkey; yellow construction trucks, driven by gorillas, started taking over Kinvoya's front lawn as he ran for his underground post whoring contraption.

Just then, the aphrodisiac producing microphone began viciously attacking nitefyre for mentioning how smart pie pretends to be, which is lower than Pauly Shore's 5th grade math standardized test scores. Then nitefyer ran buck naked into H.F's bathroom wile piggyback riding Kinvoya with a carrot. "Seko, Stop fantasizing!" Lauren shouted and changed the channel.

Then a cat jumped into the bathtub with a snorkel and flippers, coughing wildly while pie gets shot into a massive pile of dung Witch is really an evil version of Robohobo. And then pie took a bite of himself and fell off of the tightrope we triked him to into a big Chuck Norris convention. A furry banana tastes no good when dipped in spicy pig blood but still the concistency remains unchanged. Whoa, this is
a new sentence.
Notice how weak and petty we are / In the grand fixture we come afar / Hey we can't help it / No denying the prerequisite for love / Your very existence / You're the source of my substenance / Slow down take your time and feel the / Flow
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Postby Nakranoth » Thu Sep 14, 2006 8:02 pm

There was a monkey by the yellow construction trucks. He had some big, red blocks in his furry little backpack. Coincidentally, he begged, "please stop this immediately! Not another three word game that spams the forums!" "Curses" he said as CD came and appreciated spam. Then the monkey with a curious little, quirky smirk began to display advertisements for the people's republic of Insanely Dull Primates who didn't give enough money to be declared as nothing more than stupid Cantrians who have nothing better to do with punctuation marks.

Suddenly, Kinvoya ruined my pancakes. "Oh, no!" the monkey screamed, ripping hair from the very dastardly chicken. He was six foot tall, and wore a pair of boxers, which smelled very much like a fried balogna sandwhich; he also wore a very sexy fuschia negligee with purple polka dots.

The monkey smacked to the ground with a sickening, bone-cracking thud. He was taken to local asylum for eating some flea, drinking oil and slapped his tail against the padded pink wall. Eventually, he got confused. After a lobotomy he started giggling. Dazed and confused, the monkey played Cantr with his tail and his feet. He then cried because he had used up every last one of his minutes.

He then begged other players for little red cookbook recipes that would cook yellow construction trucks. Although he was sad when he found out that he had crabs jumping from guitar. He found out though, after tasting stinky, sweaty socks, that the little leprechaun looked blue. he then ate pie with a spork. The Colonel ate chiken from the chicken bucket, and got salmonella poisoning. Being violently ill, he decided to call the local video store.

He told Dee that he must rent a video for a very short period of kinvoya's life time. He wasent able to spell correctly becaues his teacher only spoke sign language with three of kinvoya's best dressed friends. One night, he thought, "I'll ask kinvoya why does my teacher speak sign with three of the other people with which she dresses up fancily." On another note, kinvoya did ruin nothing at all! Except for the stuff needed here. So he hung around with his S.P.A.R.T.A.N. energy sword Waiting for King-moo-cow.

What he did after that was go to the delacatesnt store and throw Pez at the bananas that wouldn't stop dancing and eat chees. Then a penguin wore purple sandals and he said "Skiers of Imflamarie!"As a volcano threw Pie at some idiot who stubbornly refused to eat Kinvoya's Homemade coconut cheese burgers not anywere Kinvoya. Finally, brilliant stupidity overcame the monkey; yellow construction trucks, driven by gorillas, started taking over Kinvoya's front lawn as he ran for his underground post whoring contraption.

Just then, the aphrodisiac producing microphone began viciously attacking nitefyre for mentioning how smart pie pretends to be, which is lower than Pauly Shore's 5th grade math standardized test scores. Then nitefyer ran buck naked into H.F's bathroom wile piggyback riding Kinvoya with a carrot. "Seko, Stop fantasizing!" Lauren shouted and changed the channel.

Then a cat jumped into the bathtub with a snorkel and flippers, coughing wildly while pie gets shot into a massive pile of dung Witch is really an evil version of Robohobo. And then pie took a bite of himself and fell off of the tightrope we triked him to into a big Chuck Norris convention. A furry banana tastes no good when dipped in spicy pig blood but still the concistency remains unchanged. Whoa, this is a new sentence.

And so it
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Postby Diego » Fri Sep 15, 2006 4:28 am

There was a monkey by the yellow construction trucks. He had some big, red blocks in his furry little backpack. Coincidentally, he begged, "please stop this immediately! Not another three word game that spams the forums!" "Curses" he said as CD came and appreciated spam. Then the monkey with a curious little, quirky smirk began to display advertisements for the people's republic of Insanely Dull Primates who didn't give enough money to be declared as nothing more than stupid Cantrians who have nothing better to do with punctuation marks.

Suddenly, Kinvoya ruined my pancakes. "Oh, no!" the monkey screamed, ripping hair from the very dastardly chicken. He was six foot tall, and wore a pair of boxers, which smelled very much like a fried balogna sandwhich; he also wore a very sexy fuschia negligee with purple polka dots.

The monkey smacked to the ground with a sickening, bone-cracking thud. He was taken to local asylum for eating some flea, drinking oil and slapped his tail against the padded pink wall. Eventually, he got confused. After a lobotomy he started giggling. Dazed and confused, the monkey played Cantr with his tail and his feet. He then cried because he had used up every last one of his minutes.

He then begged other players for little red cookbook recipes that would cook yellow construction trucks. Although he was sad when he found out that he had crabs jumping from guitar. He found out though, after tasting stinky, sweaty socks, that the little leprechaun looked blue. he then ate pie with a spork. The Colonel ate chiken from the chicken bucket, and got salmonella poisoning. Being violently ill, he decided to call the local video store.

He told Dee that he must rent a video for a very short period of kinvoya's life time. He wasent able to spell correctly becaues his teacher only spoke sign language with three of kinvoya's best dressed friends. One night, he thought, "I'll ask kinvoya why does my teacher speak sign with three of the other people with which she dresses up fancily." On another note, kinvoya did ruin nothing at all! Except for the stuff needed here. So he hung around with his S.P.A.R.T.A.N. energy sword Waiting for King-moo-cow.

What he did after that was go to the delacatesnt store and throw Pez at the bananas that wouldn't stop dancing and eat chees. Then a penguin wore purple sandals and he said "Skiers of Imflamarie!"As a volcano threw Pie at some idiot who stubbornly refused to eat Kinvoya's Homemade coconut cheese burgers not anywere Kinvoya. Finally, brilliant stupidity overcame the monkey; yellow construction trucks, driven by gorillas, started taking over Kinvoya's front lawn as he ran for his underground post whoring contraption.

Just then, the aphrodisiac producing microphone began viciously attacking nitefyre for mentioning how smart pie pretends to be, which is lower than Pauly Shore's 5th grade math standardized test scores. Then nitefyer ran buck naked into H.F's bathroom wile piggyback riding Kinvoya with a carrot. "Seko, Stop fantasizing!" Lauren shouted and changed the channel.

Then a cat jumped into the bathtub with a snorkel and flippers, coughing wildly while pie gets shot into a massive pile of dung Witch is really an evil version of Robohobo. And then pie took a bite of himself and fell off of the tightrope we triked him to into a big Chuck Norris convention. A furry banana tastes no good when dipped in spicy pig blood but still the concistency remains unchanged. Whoa, this is a new sentence.

And so it finally ends.

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Postby Crosshair » Sun Oct 01, 2006 6:11 pm

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Postby Duckers » Fri Oct 27, 2006 8:06 pm

nish people do the polka in between the sheets.
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Postby Nakranoth » Mon Oct 30, 2006 5:02 am

nish people do the polka in between the sheets. Suppriseingly they avoid
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Postby Leo Luncid » Thu Nov 02, 2006 1:28 am

nish people do the polka in between the sheets. Suppriseingly they avoid the "HUH!?'s" and
Notice how weak and petty we are / In the grand fixture we come afar / Hey we can't help it / No denying the prerequisite for love / Your very existence / You're the source of my substenance / Slow down take your time and feel the / Flow
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Postby ebenezer » Thu Nov 02, 2006 1:52 am

Leo Luncid wrote:nish people do the polka in between the sheets. Suppriseingly they avoid the "HUH!?'s" and
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Postby Kev Milsom » Thu Nov 02, 2006 9:22 am

nish people do the polka in between the sheets. Surprisingly they avoid the "HUH!?'s" and go straight for doing impressions of
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Postby Nakranoth » Thu Nov 02, 2006 5:34 pm

(Fin)nish people do the polka in between the sheets. Surprisingly they avoid the "HUH!?'s" and go straight for doing impressions of people that have
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Postby ebenezer » Thu Nov 02, 2006 6:35 pm

(Fin)nish people do the polka in between the sheets. Surprisingly they avoid the "HUH!?'s" and go straight for doing impressions of people that have

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Postby Nakranoth » Sat Nov 04, 2006 6:54 pm

(Fin)nish people do the polka in between the sheets. Surprisingly they avoid the "HUH!?'s" and go straight for doing impressions of people that have a lot of unbridled enthusiasm for
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Postby Kev Milsom » Sun Nov 05, 2006 9:44 am

(Fin)nish people do the polka in between the sheets. Surprisingly they avoid the "HUH!?'s" and go straight for doing impressions of people that have a lot of unbridled enthusiasm for Monty Python and
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Kev Milsom wrote:(Fin)nish people do the polka in between the sheets. Surprisingly they avoid the "HUH!?'s" and go straight for doing impressions of people that have a lot of unbridled enthusiasm for Monty Python and


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