Cantr II Discussion Forum

^ Is right. Procrastination is hereditary

< Is thinking of new ways to annoy his kid

V Is having problems with a relative

^ apparently has nothing better to do but annoy his kid
< can't be annoyed right now, as < is on the bus
v is going to annoy their kids/parents/siblings after replying to this

^ is at a birthday party

< doesn't have anything better to do. Did all my partying in the past three days (in a safe and legal way (well, except for being kicked in the face by my 10yo))

V will soon be dancing the "cantr is back up!" jig

^ was kicked in the face by his 10yo
< has bug bites on the bottoms of her feet and almost everywhere else that's awkward
v is wondering how the above two statements could possibly relate

^Made me wonder how those two statements could possibly relate.
<Hasn't slept in who knows how long...too much pepsi.
v Will explain the relation that ^ statements has?

^ Doesn't get that both are about injuries

< Was injured mentally yesterday by having lost a 503-291 point game and a 600-443 point game in his Scrabble tournament (ended up 7th out of twelve overall, with a 4-3 record)

V Will be injured emotionally.

^ has some solid guesses.
< used to be a personal injury lawyer.
V hates lawyers.

^ Has her own reasons for hating lawyers.
< Was madly in love with her lawyer once.
V Trained to be a lawyer before dropping out to surf professionally.

notsure

^ forced her lawyer to file a restraining order

< The waves were epic dudes! It was like Habeas corpus, Mens Rea and Carpe Diem all rolled into one tube!

V Considered being a groupie for Keith Richards




*gender edit*

^Abandoned his/her life to catch the waves after he/she watched Point Break on television a saturday night.
<Would most definetly worship Keith Richards for the secret of eternal zombie life.
VIs the best guitarrist in the world.

^ Hasn't noticed what eternal life has done to Keith Richards visage
< is hoping nobody else notices that his last name is DiMeola
V Is hoping nobody notices that there is nothing but good things to say about the poster directly above.

^ Hasn't noticed the word ZOMBIE in "eternal zombie life".
< Always finds bad things to say about ANYONE .
V Wouldn't mind being a rotten corpse if they could live forever, have all the money, fame and chicks.

^ is a zombie
< doesn't fancy chicks
v is suffering Cantr withdrawl

^ is a fancy chick
< is a fan, see, of chicks (and darn tootin' I'm missing cantr)
v has a cheeky van

^ drove eight hours yesterday to have Thanksgiving with his brother-in-law
< has SUVs and no vans
v is eating leftovers