Cantr II Discussion Forum

wins what?

*kicks him off his wise stone, letting it roll*

You can't always get what you want...

*cough*postcount*cough*

wins a Rolling Stones CD?

nope
I win

Yeah, if that's what I need.

no one ever needs a rolling stones CD

unless they've run out of kindling for the fire

A date with Keith Richards? HA! Is that guy still alive? Dang.

the most interesting part of this thread is that one person really will win. the thread will have a last post. most likely this will happen by people becoming bored and the thread being fogotten about for long enough to drift from the top. this particular ending isn't gauranteed, but an ending is nearly simply derived from the rising entropy of the universe. physics dictates that the human race will end at the latest because it becomes impossible for the universe to sustain, though the end will probably come long before then.
but back to the original, more likely reason for the thread to end: it being fogotten about. there lies in that a certain amount of beautyiful irony. for someone to win, the thread must be forgotten about. thus the victor (if they are even aware of their status as such) can never make their victory known without putting it in jepordy. the mere act of bringing it to light would promptly renew the struggle.

*Looks at the last post and laughs* I will win then.

and kroner has just unravelled the beauty that is the 'last person to post here wins' thread

Long has it haunted many a forum - and long shall it continue to haunt them

But, for now at least

I WIN

Victory is in the hand of the beholder.

I've got till Ruby Tuesday to maintain my title.

*laughs and pushes all the guys out of the way* Don't you know that the woman, which is me, always wins? Did I not send out the memo?

what memo?

The memo stating that I win everything... I am sure I sent it out..