The Rhyming Game

Forum to play non-Cantr related games on the forum

Moderators: Players Department, Public Relations Department, Players Department Trainee

User avatar
BeepBeep
GAB/AS Chair/Personnel Officer/PD Member
Posts: 2138
Joined: Mon Aug 01, 2011 8:28 pm

Re: The Rhyming Game

Postby BeepBeep » Sat Oct 10, 2015 12:55 am

There was once a man named Kevin

Who had two silly wives.
.




“When I play with my cat, how do I know that she is not playing with me rather than I with her?” ~Michel de Montaigne
User avatar
SekoETC
Posts: 15502
Joined: Wed May 05, 2004 11:07 am
Location: Finland
Contact:

Re: The Rhyming Game

Postby SekoETC » Sat Oct 10, 2015 7:23 am

Who led very excentric lives.

The other day Kevin and his wives were caught
Not-so-sad panda
User avatar
Tiamo
Posts: 1203
Joined: Fri Feb 01, 2008 2:22 pm

Re: The Rhyming Game

Postby Tiamo » Sat Oct 10, 2015 7:38 am

When all three of them bought

A shrubbery, while wearing nothing worth mentioning.
I think ...
User avatar
JosiahH
Posts: 79
Joined: Thu Aug 06, 2015 1:22 am
Location: Montréal

Re: The Rhyming Game

Postby JosiahH » Sun Oct 11, 2015 1:52 pm

Luckily, the policemen were pensioning

Retired, that is; not working a lot
hyrle
Posts: 517
Joined: Tue Jul 02, 2013 10:40 pm
Skype: hyrle76
Location: Utah, United States

Re: The Rhyming Game

Postby hyrle » Fri Oct 16, 2015 6:11 pm

When one of the wives felt particularly hot.

So she walked over to the police who did loiter.
User avatar
Moonflame
Posts: 114
Joined: Wed Jun 11, 2014 11:40 am
Location: Not Kansas anymore

Re: The Rhyming Game

Postby Moonflame » Fri Oct 16, 2015 6:23 pm

They remembered their chores when they saw her goitre.

Her thyroid's overactive, it's just not attractive
"There are precious few at ease
with moral ambiguities
and so we act as though they don't exist"
User avatar
SekoETC
Posts: 15502
Joined: Wed May 05, 2004 11:07 am
Location: Finland
Contact:

Re: The Rhyming Game

Postby SekoETC » Fri Oct 16, 2015 7:23 pm

to have a lump in one's throat, so the doctor did, in fact, give

her some medicine to address the issue
Not-so-sad panda
User avatar
JosiahH
Posts: 79
Joined: Thu Aug 06, 2015 1:22 am
Location: Montréal

Re: The Rhyming Game

Postby JosiahH » Sat Oct 17, 2015 6:06 pm

and it normalised all her thyroidial tissue!

"A miracle cure," the policemen all thought,
User avatar
Snickie
Wiki/Forum Mod./Translator-English (PR)
Posts: 4934
Joined: Tue Jul 06, 2010 5:28 pm
Location: FL
Contact:

Re: The Rhyming Game

Postby Snickie » Fri Oct 23, 2015 2:58 pm

Until the meds caused all her teeth to rot.

They went to the dentist with police onlooking
User avatar
cutecuddlydirewolf
Posts: 346
Joined: Fri Jul 04, 2014 3:24 am

Re: The Rhyming Game

Postby cutecuddlydirewolf » Sat Oct 24, 2015 1:47 am

Little did they know, the stove was left cooking.

And thus there was a fire, the house burning down
Image
User avatar
Snickie
Wiki/Forum Mod./Translator-English (PR)
Posts: 4934
Joined: Tue Jul 06, 2010 5:28 pm
Location: FL
Contact:

Re: The Rhyming Game

Postby Snickie » Sat Oct 24, 2015 3:09 am

THey could hear sirens from across town.

But nobody thought it could be THEIR problem!
Gentlemam245
Posts: 6
Joined: Mon Jan 04, 2016 2:22 am

Re: The Rhyming Game

Postby Gentlemam245 » Mon Jan 04, 2016 2:50 am

As the school taught no one to care about such things

As such is the problem with modern education
User avatar
Alutka
Posts: 351
Joined: Sun Aug 02, 2015 6:28 pm
Location: Poland, Łódź

Re: The Rhyming Game

Postby Alutka » Wed Jan 06, 2016 9:15 am

It's better not to think what will become of the young generation

They are promiscuous, crass and swear as bloody hell
“Man sacrifices his health in order to make money.
Then he sacrifices money to recuperate his health. He is so anxious about the future that he does not enjoy the present; he lives as if he is never going to die, and then dies having never really lived.”
User avatar
SekoETC
Posts: 15502
Joined: Wed May 05, 2004 11:07 am
Location: Finland
Contact:

Re: The Rhyming Game

Postby SekoETC » Wed Jan 06, 2016 9:54 am

On their way to destruction, who can tell

What will come of this nonsense, I do not know
Not-so-sad panda
User avatar
Moonflame
Posts: 114
Joined: Wed Jun 11, 2014 11:40 am
Location: Not Kansas anymore

Re: The Rhyming Game

Postby Moonflame » Wed Jan 06, 2016 11:42 am

But let's not dwell on it. Surprise limerick, go!

I once met a girl in a game
"There are precious few at ease
with moral ambiguities
and so we act as though they don't exist"

Return to “Forum Games”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest