The Rhyming Game

[cutecuddlydirewolf]

Yes, I just went there.
Basically, in this game, you post two sentences- the first needs to rhyme with the LAST sentence of the previous post, and so forth. An example:

Person 1: I like cookies and papayas too

Person 2: My love for them is certainly true
I can eat them day after day

Person 3: To keep the sadness and the hurt at bay
I also love fishies, which are especially yummy

...and so on! Only the starter (which would be myself) posts a single line.
Let it begin:

Who needs sleep when you have Cantr around?

[SekoETC]

You close your eyes and feel like you've drowned.

Sometimes you wonder "where's the point?"

[cutecuddlydirewolf]

But you still enjoy this world you've joined
Even though half of the characters are asleep

[Optimus Christ]

And those that aren't are mostly sheep.

What do you do when it all fades away?

[Finchington]

Log out, take a break; Try the next day.

The game has troughs, but it's still pretty fun.

[Snickie]

So much time spent there that I've forgotten how looks the sun.

Or, you know, what it's like to have finished homework and a clean room.

[returner]

Well, Snickie, pick up the pencil and grab a broom,

Because then you can celebrate, with apples and an orange

[Calyx]

An orange is strange, may I suggest a change?

A cake shoved in your face puts you in a better place...

[Finchington]

Thank you, Calyx, our saving grace.

But what are the benefits of a mud-cake-mask?

[Calyx]

A damn tasty face! As if you need to ask?

Buttercreamed ears and a chocolate nose?

[Finchington]

What a positively preposterous plan to propose!

Calyx, you nut, what goes on in your head?

[Calyx]

More than this iambic pentameter has said.

Nuts... I love nuts, I could eat them all day...

[Moonflame]

Did you just steal that line from Fifty Shades of Grey?

Look what you've done, you've scared off all the rhymers.

[Alutka]

Even Cantr most faithfull old-timers.

Rhyming in English is quite a challenge.

[JosiahH]

The Fascists in Spain were known as the "Falange",

Until they dissolved in '77.