1000 Ways To Die in Cantr

[Otherside]

#63 Make a bad joke about spectacles.

4308-5: You are fatally wounded by a spectacled bear.

[cutecuddlydirewolf]

#64 Dismiss the existence of vampires.

4523-0.12: You notice a man in his twenties whom you haven't seen before.
4523-0.13: You say: *looks the man over* Well... aren't you an unusual-looking one.
4523-0.13: A man in his twenties says: *he hunches over and hisses at the person, baring his fangs*
4523-0.14: You say: *laughs and shakes head* The hell are you, a vampire or something? *snorts* Vampires don't exist in Cantr, dumbass.
4523-0.15: A man in his twenties says: *he pounces on the person, digging his fangs into the neck and sucking out every last drop of blood*
4523-0.16: You are fatally exsanguinated by a man in his twenties.
4523-0.16: You say: *screams* What the hell-? *the scream trails off into a gurgle, and person dies*

[Faith]

#64 Dismiss the existence of vampires.

4523-0.12: You notice a man in his twenties whom you haven't seen before.
4523-0.13: You say: *looks the man over* Well... aren't you an unusual-looking one.
4523-0.13: A man in his twenties says: *he hunches over and hisses at the person, baring his fangs*
4523-0.14: You say: *laughs and shakes head* The hell are you, a vampire or something? *snorts* Vampires don't exist in Cantr, dumbass.
4523-0.15: A man in his twenties says: *he pounces on the person, digging his fangs into the neck and sucking out every last drop of blood*
4523-0.16: You are fatally exsanguinated by a man in his twenties.
4523-0.16: You say: *screams* What the hell-? *the scream trails off into a gurgle, and person dies*

This actually reminds me a zombie character I met. His description was something like "uuuugggg"; and he tries to kill people bitting their heads. It was a reeeeally funny roleplay (until he was killed and burned by the people of the town...obviously...Nobody wants a Zombie as a neighbor)

[cutecuddlydirewolf]

XD It seems like all the really funny characters like that (in regards to being less-than-human) are persecuted by other townsfolk. Maybe that's why there aren't many around anymore...

[Tiamo]

... The trend seems to have been that, about a week after people have praised my characters, they fall asleep and it's really hard for me to recover after that.

Being praised to death...

[Undine]

[LegendOFCantr]

#65
Spawn in a town, wait a few days, the few residents say nothing...start taking food and supplies thinking they all have the sleeping sickness...Leave in on foot with the stuff you took because the vehicles are locked. Chased down by the suddenly wakeful people and murdered as a thief when you try to explain yourself.

Everyone hates newspawn thiefs...

[Rebma]

#66: XXXX-X.xx: You see a man in his forties killed by Jealous Wife using a 5-inch stiletto shoe.

[prometheus]

#65
Spawn in a town, wait a few days, the few residents say nothing...start taking food and supplies thinking they all have the sleeping sickness...Leave in on foot with the stuff you took because the vehicles are locked. Chased down by the suddenly wakeful people and murdered as a thief when you try to explain yourself.

Everyone hates newspawn thiefs...

I recently saw a character told that, because they wandered off from one of these towns without taking anything and almost got killed, they were stupid. By the town they didn't steal from. Lose/lose for newspawns, I guess.

[MonkeyPants4736]

#67 Culture Shock

[Mafia Salad]

# 68: death by 1000 scarab bites.

#69: Kracken!

#70: See that there is light green, so probably food, at the top of your minimap - take the road going due north.

[llcoolj11]

#71 get trampled by -insert animal name here-

[JsWill]

#72 Ask how you "win" Cantr

[muidoido]

#73 Push the big green X button.

#74 Start walking around Fu in search of another city or resource

[Blackdeath]

#74 Gather Cod thinking you can eat raw Cod.

#75 Meet a Baron from the 2000s

#76 Be a Baron from the 2000s