1000 Ways To Die in Cantr

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Re: 1000 Ways To Die in Cantr

Postby Otherside » Thu Aug 14, 2014 9:04 am

#63 Make a bad joke about spectacles.

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Re: 1000 Ways To Die in Cantr

Postby cutecuddlydirewolf » Fri Nov 14, 2014 6:05 pm

#64 Dismiss the existence of vampires.

4523-0.12: You notice a man in his twenties whom you haven't seen before.
4523-0.13: You say: *looks the man over* Well... aren't you an unusual-looking one.
4523-0.13: A man in his twenties says: *he hunches over and hisses at the person, baring his fangs*
4523-0.14: You say: *laughs and shakes head* The hell are you, a vampire or something? *snorts* Vampires don't exist in Cantr, dumbass.
4523-0.15: A man in his twenties says: *he pounces on the person, digging his fangs into the neck and sucking out every last drop of blood*
4523-0.16: You are fatally exsanguinated by a man in his twenties.
4523-0.16: You say: *screams* What the hell-? *the scream trails off into a gurgle, and person dies*
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Re: 1000 Ways To Die in Cantr

Postby Faith » Fri Nov 14, 2014 8:32 pm

cutecuddlydirewolf wrote:#64 Dismiss the existence of vampires.

4523-0.12: You notice a man in his twenties whom you haven't seen before.
4523-0.13: You say: *looks the man over* Well... aren't you an unusual-looking one.
4523-0.13: A man in his twenties says: *he hunches over and hisses at the person, baring his fangs*
4523-0.14: You say: *laughs and shakes head* The hell are you, a vampire or something? *snorts* Vampires don't exist in Cantr, dumbass.
4523-0.15: A man in his twenties says: *he pounces on the person, digging his fangs into the neck and sucking out every last drop of blood*
4523-0.16: You are fatally exsanguinated by a man in his twenties.
4523-0.16: You say: *screams* What the hell-? *the scream trails off into a gurgle, and person dies*


This actually reminds me a zombie character I met. His description was something like "uuuugggg"; and he tries to kill people bitting their heads. :lol: It was a reeeeally funny roleplay (until he was killed and burned by the people of the town...obviously...Nobody wants a Zombie as a neighbor)
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Re: 1000 Ways To Die in Cantr

Postby cutecuddlydirewolf » Sat Nov 15, 2014 9:13 pm

XD It seems like all the really funny characters like that (in regards to being less-than-human) are persecuted by other townsfolk. Maybe that's why there aren't many around anymore...
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Re: 1000 Ways To Die in Cantr

Postby Tiamo » Wed Dec 23, 2015 4:02 pm

Undine wrote:... The trend seems to have been that, about a week after people have praised my characters, they fall asleep and it's really hard for me to recover after that.

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Re: 1000 Ways To Die in Cantr

Postby Undine » Wed Dec 23, 2015 6:12 pm

:lol:
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Re: 1000 Ways To Die in Cantr

Postby LegendOFCantr » Fri Jan 01, 2016 10:21 pm

#65
Spawn in a town, wait a few days, the few residents say nothing...start taking food and supplies thinking they all have the sleeping sickness...Leave in on foot with the stuff you took because the vehicles are locked. Chased down by the suddenly wakeful people and murdered as a thief when you try to explain yourself.

Everyone hates newspawn thiefs...
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Re: 1000 Ways To Die in Cantr

Postby Rebma » Tue Jan 12, 2016 12:44 am

#66: XXXX-X.xx: You see a man in his forties killed by Jealous Wife using a 5-inch stiletto shoe.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Die in Cantr

Postby prometheus » Tue Jan 12, 2016 1:40 am

LegendOFCantr wrote:#65
Spawn in a town, wait a few days, the few residents say nothing...start taking food and supplies thinking they all have the sleeping sickness...Leave in on foot with the stuff you took because the vehicles are locked. Chased down by the suddenly wakeful people and murdered as a thief when you try to explain yourself.

Everyone hates newspawn thiefs...


I recently saw a character told that, because they wandered off from one of these towns without taking anything and almost got killed, they were stupid. By the town they didn't steal from. :lol: Lose/lose for newspawns, I guess.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Die in Cantr

Postby MonkeyPants4736 » Fri Jan 15, 2016 9:59 pm

#67 Culture Shock
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Re: 1000 Ways To Die in Cantr

Postby Mafia Salad » Sat Aug 20, 2016 3:26 am

# 68: death by 1000 scarab bites.

#69: Kracken!

#70: See that there is light green, so probably food, at the top of your minimap - take the road going due north.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Die in Cantr

Postby llcoolj11 » Fri Feb 24, 2017 7:45 am

#71 get trampled by -insert animal name here-
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Re: 1000 Ways To Die in Cantr

Postby JsWill » Fri Feb 24, 2017 7:18 pm

#72 Ask how you "win" Cantr
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Re: 1000 Ways To Die in Cantr

Postby muidoido » Sat Feb 25, 2017 8:12 am

#73 Push the big green X button.

#74 Start walking around Fu in search of another city or resource
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Re: 1000 Ways To Die in Cantr

Postby Blackdeath » Wed Mar 29, 2017 10:47 pm

#74 Gather Cod thinking you can eat raw Cod.

#75 Meet a Baron from the 2000s

#76 Be a Baron from the 2000s
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