1000 Ways To Die in Cantr
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Re: 1000 Ways To Die in Cantr
#46. when you insult a man who gets angry and gets his dad and his dad hits you and tin your dad gets angry and we all have a mean as fight but our dads both go to prison and so you tell your dad that the man called him a dick so then your dad fights the other guys dad in prison and then they both get in for longer and later they are released and then have a mean as fight again but then your dad started it so only he goes to prison and then the other guy and his dad go get a mean as feed but you don't and then you die of starvation.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Die in Cantr
#47 Being kidnapped by pirates and forced to punch yourself in the face for the amusement of the pirates and doing it one too many times.
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Killed by the townsfolk for trying to be the town lawyer. ( I saw this happen)
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#49. Getting killed by bleeding to death because you were taking the road the wrong direction, ending up rolling down the road to the wilderness in NDS and your chasers being unable to reach you in the needed 3days to heal you...(Mea culpa )
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Re: 1000 Ways To Die in Cantr
#50
walk through a door and disappear. your character is also removed from your character page. ( i had this happen. i think the power went out or something at the exact second i walked through the door )
also another common case of death for a lot of us....
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try to help someone, but get killed by someone else in the process.
walk through a door and disappear. your character is also removed from your character page. ( i had this happen. i think the power went out or something at the exact second i walked through the door )
also another common case of death for a lot of us....
#51
try to help someone, but get killed by someone else in the process.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Die in Cantr
#52 Come into a town that has been looted to nothing, a car comes though the people in said car...think you did it.
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#53: Start looting a deserted town, window swings open and oh wait, there's three or four people inside that held up in there when they saw you boat to ambush you. Obvious what their plan was, or why else would you close the window, they now play the higher moral card and kill you both, oh great.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Die in Cantr
#54: Starve to death before any of your 8 drying racks produce any meat jerky.
Circumlocution built under her expectant gaze, her lips ushering a soft sigh. He resigned, face flush. Next up ordered a venti latte.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Die in Cantr
#55 Kill the fool who clogged up all the drying racks with jerky projects
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#56 Spawn one of your first characters a few days into playing Cantr with a couple of sailors who have had the misfortune of both running out of food and making landfall on the desert/mountain stretch of Fu. Then, be so new and stupid to think "There's no food..let's go for a walk and see if we can find food or other people"... but you can't find any food or other people, and can't seem to kill anything with your bone knife. (I was too scared to stay in any place too long either... no buildings or way to keep myself from getting hit by animals.)
20 days of wakeful hungriness followed by death. But there's a nice poetic journal that will be found by anyone "lucky" enough to stumble across it.
20 days of wakeful hungriness followed by death. But there's a nice poetic journal that will be found by anyone "lucky" enough to stumble across it.
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Murdered by a newspawn during an extended sleep because you are carrying a crowbar .
Murdered by a newspawn during an extended sleep because you are carrying a crowbar .
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Re: 1000 Ways To Die in Cantr
#58. Roleplaying diet one too many day.
hyrle wrote:Some days it feels like not enough characters, and some days it feels like too many. I'm such a Cantrholic.
Imagine one day there would be.. hemp loin clothes, bras, and socks. Only the true hardcore would wear them and feel "comfortable".
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#59: get locked up until you regain control of yourself, RP loss of consciousness from (self-inflicted) blood loss, then get forgotten about and starve after a few years.
#60: rave about being a dead man, get your wish
#60: rave about being a dead man, get your wish
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#61: Anger Me
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Re: 1000 Ways To Die in Cantr
#62 Leave your wife for your lover 6 towns over. Pack enough food (and a few days extra) for the drive in a pick-up truck. Have Sabine reclaim your truck. Run out of food part way down a particularly long desert road(you know the one) too far to turn around, starve 98% down the road.
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