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Bender's Big Score

"Oh hidy ho officer, we've had a doozy of a day. There we were minding our own business, just doing chores around the house, when kids started killing themselves all over my property."

Tucker and Dale vs Evil. brother made me watch it.

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner."

Johnny in Dirty Dancing. (a twisted vice xD)

"I always tell the truth. Even when I lie."

Tony Montana Scarface


"It's a place to put people to forget about them."

Addicted wrote:

Sunni Daez wrote:"It's a place to put people to forget about them."

It's from the Labyrinth. An awesome movie from my teen years.

8)

"How DARE you do the litter box to me!"

Or something like that.
-is all she can think of right now because she is blanking due to awesome music-

*Punk walks up to the counter, Clerk is on the phone*

Punk: "HEY!!!"

Clothing Store Woman: "Can I help you"?

Punk: "Yeah, I called about the job".

Clothing Store Woman: "You called"?

Punk: "Yeah, I wanna sell clothes... women's clothes".

Clothing Store Woman: "I don't know? Have you ever had experience"?

Punk: "....With what"?

Clothing Store Woman: "...Women's clothes"?

Punk: "What the fuck would I be doing with women's clothes??? What, Do I look like a transvestite? I'm not no fucking transvestite, alright"?

Clothing Store Woman: "No, no, no, I mean, have you ever worked in retail"?

Punk: "Huh"?

Clothing Store Woman: "You know, selling... clothesss..."

Punk: "Well if I was selling clothes already, what would I be doing here? I really don't think this is the right way to start a working relationship. You got a real, a real bad attitude, lady. In fact I don't even want your job, and I don't even care how much you'd pay me, cause I got integrity. In-fuckin-tegrity!! BLAHH"!!!

Sean, SLC Punk

"I lost. I lost? Wait a second, I'm not supposed to lose. Let me see the script."

XD Robinhood: Men in Tights

"Buckle your seat belt Dorthy, 'cause Kansas is going Bye-Bye."

Matrix

“I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.”

rain21 wrote:Matrix

“I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.”

Are you sure that's not Anchorman?

Snake_byte wrote:

rain21 wrote:Matrix

“I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.”

Are you sure that's not Anchorman?

the first was an answer to the one above it....

"Buckle your seat belt Dorthy, 'cause Kansas is going Bye-Bye." is from Matrix

“I’m gonna punch you in the ovary, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.” is from Anchorman




"After much deep and profound brain things inside my head, I have decided to thank you for bringing peace to our home. And to make you feel good, I'm going to give you this lovely parting gift. "

Madagascar-Julian

Guy: I have to take a pill every six hours or I feel... funny. No big deal.
Girl: What's it called?
Guy: Advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage.

Me Myself and Irene

"Would you like me to fix it for you? Personally I think you look more devil may care this way. Its up to you."

Well i think this is from the movie cannon of barbarian may be this can help you