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Re: This is court...

Posted: Mon Jan 04, 2016 10:34 pm
by Vega
I'm sorry, I needed it to wear with the bow tie I stole from Misato's dream.

I accuse tnp to be the one in my dreams sending me that depressive card about doing the dishes.

Re: This is court...

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 12:00 am
by LegendOFCantr
I only deliver the mail, and your address was on it.

I accuse tnp of stealing my socks.

Re: This is court...

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2016 7:54 pm
by Vega
A fez, a bow tie... Hey, my feet are cold and it's raining, you cannot expect me to go barefoot! Now I need boots too... Mmmm...

I accuse tnp for breaking my cool boots. Not the water goes in and my feet are always wet :(

Re: This is court...

Posted: Fri Jan 08, 2016 11:06 pm
by LegendOFCantr
You see, I tried you take the boots but while running away I stepped in a bear trap and had to leave them.

I accuse tnp of riding a dolphin.

Re: This is court...

Posted: Mon May 09, 2016 6:17 am
by cutecuddlydirewolf
Dolphins are awesome, thank you very much. And I asked permission beforehand.

I accuse tnp of being prejudiced towards dolphins!

Re: This is court...

Posted: Mon May 09, 2016 10:29 am
by Vega
I'm sorry, that smile is not trustful, they are probably plotting something evil.

I accuse tnp of sending bad weather wherever I go...

Re: This is court...

Posted: Tue May 10, 2016 4:00 am
by Snickie
I didn't care where it went as long as it stayed away from here. That hailstorm the other day nearly wrecked our excuse of a roof.

I accuse tnp of not responding on time to our roofing emails thus forcing us to send out nastygrams and increasing the possibility that the next storm will be the last one for our roof. I can only keep the nasty weather at bay for so long!

Re: This is court...

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 3:43 am
by Shiguy2
I am sorry my internet was down... for seven years. i couldn't read my emails.


i accuse the next poster of breaking my internet.



(i feel a little stupid for replying to a 7 year old post but hey, i'm bored)

Re: This is court...

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 5:48 am
by Snickie
No no no, that was Kim Kardashian's butt picture.

I accuse tnp of causing my fatigue and back pain.

Re: This is court...

Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2017 6:25 pm
by Alladinsane
Sorry, I felt my need for the PEMF was temporarily greater. Its all Urine now... I mean yours!

I accuse tnp of bring the cold weather to Florida.

Re: This is court...

Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2017 2:09 am
by Ahrta
I wanted an orange slushy...frozen oranges seemed the logical way to go about it

I accuse TNP of eating the last of my reserve extra sharp cheddar cheese....you monster *sniffles*

Re: This is court...

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2017 3:03 am
by Snickie
Oh is that what that was? I used it to cut and sand down a reed. No wonder it tastes so good now.

I accuse the next poster of making electromagnetic fields poisonous.

Re: This is court...

Posted: Sun Jul 09, 2017 8:44 pm
by Shiguy2
Its not the electromagnets that are poisonus, its the radioactive waste underneath.

I accues tnp of giving me radioactive waste.

Re: This is court...

Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2020 5:48 am
by Misato
I was employed by the government to test the effects of toxic exposure, and no way was I gonna test it on myself. Any symptoms so far? :twisted:

I accuse tnp of contributing to global warming. Quit it!