Cantr II Discussion Forum

A conspiracy is only conspiracy if the conspirator is actually conspiring to conspire the aforementioned conspirator of the conspiracy. ^_^

I accuse the next poster of drinking the last bit of coffee in the coffee pot and not making more!

I definitely didn't drink it... but the sink might have. You should ask it.

I accuse tnp of lacing my tea with turbolax before a date.

Guilty. That's what you get for dating my fiance.

I accuse tnp of numerous mischievous acts, committed against me on the night of 10/31.

And yet in its own convoluted way, it all worked out so that you'd rejoin the game.
Yes, I know they were played after you rejoined. It's like that theory that Batman went back in time and killed his parents in that alley.

I accuse tnp of murdering my Panic Monster.

It was trying to scare my monkey. Really, I had no choice.

I accuse tnp of stealing all the left socks from dryers everywhere.

Nope, wasn't me. I only steal the right socks.

I accuse tnp of overfeeding my monkey.

Well that couldn't have been me...I barely have enough $ to overfeed my own monkey. (he's a very large monkey, you know)

I accuse tnp of gossiping about me whenever I leave the room.

Did you hear already that Misato was diagnosed with schizophre... oh.. you didn't leave yet.. ehm... ... ... ehm.. It is just.. your.. um.. imagination! Yeah, just your imagination.. yeah.. I would neveer gossip about you, trust me!

I accuse tnp of spoiling everything.

The voices told me to...

I accuse tnp of putting a hole in the ozone layer. Shame on you...

It wasn't me! But, you know, I have to try wedding bums and, sure, hairspray marks the difference between a bum and a birds nest... Ehm...

I accuse tnp of bringing such an epic storm here. *Uses more hairspray.* Humidity is ruinning my hair...

Yeah, that was totally me. I prayed to the rain gods and fasted for a month to send you that storm. I was trying to dilute all the hairspray...

I accuse tnp of disrupting the peace, in the form of crazy attention-grabby radio drama! Quit it!

That totally was not me. Well, sort of but you'll never prove if it was or not!

I blame tnp of bringing the slow down here at work making my nights even longer.

No, that couldn't have been me. Everywhere I go buses seem to follow... >.> Seriously, I go to the convenient store and a state bus drives up. I go out to eat, and like 3 school buses drive up...

I accuse tnp of hiring bus drivers to stalk me. It's creepy!

That wasn't me but my boss. He likes to over hire us drivers and then laugh when the rest of us get mad.

I think tnp of hogging all the snow. Come on! Its winter in Ohio we should be buried by now..


(Also I don't drive a bus, just a cargo people hauling van in a train yard)

Give California a break! We have a major drought and need the runoff!\

I accuse tnp of being the person who stole my fez in my dream!