Cantr II Discussion Forum

It's called a "public restroom" for a reason... next time, unlock the door!

I accuse the next person of "indecent exposure".

I was not defecating! I gave away my pants to the salvation army, and after walking for 3 miles after my car broke down, I was merely squatting down for a rest....

Edit. It's not my fault my! My pants ripped and I didn't know it! I swear I didn't mean to moon all those people!


I accuse the next poster of stealing my blankie. T.T

Sorry I thought it was a hanky.

I accuse tnp of accepting a bribe.

Hey, the guy payed me to keep a secret. Who am I to turn down a million dollars?


I accuse the next person of making bribes.

What? no... It was a donation

I accuse tnp of poaching.

It was in self defense!

I accuse the next person of eating my candy.

You gave it to me, then tried to take it back! Geez...ya baby.

I accuse tnp of painting my computer room ceiling pink.

It was suppose to be a surprise. You're friends said you liked pink. ^_^'

I accuse tnp of drinking the wine I was saving for my friend's b-day.

I murdered your friends so figured you didn't need it any more

I accuse the next person for wrongly accusing tnp

It happens? O.o

I accuse the next person of doing things to Misato while she slept. O.O

Good thing I was wrongly accused, so you know I didn't draw the mustache.

I accuse tnp endangering the public while driving

I had to get to the hospital! MY FOOT WAS MISSING!!!!!!


I accuse the next person of removing said foot.

-You- are the one that wanted to see what happened if you put your head in the meat grinder. I just convinced you to use your foot instead. I did you a favor!

I accuse tnp of making me breakfast!

(you guys are just sad! T.T)

Everyone knows I'm too lazy to stand in front of the stove all morning. Besides, I can't cook without burning things, so why bother?


I accuse tnp of being mean to me!

Not my fault you're a big baby.

I accuse tnp of ruining my sister's wedding...and plotting to ruin my brother's.