Wish Granted!

[guille10000]

Im coming with other of mi supergames. I explain:
I say my wish, for example:
"I wish sleep with a very beautiful girl."
And the next poster will say, for example:
"Granted, but it girl will be ur sister and u only sleep with she ^^"
And he says another wish, etc.
I begin:
"I wish be the best programmer in the world"

Saludos

[Piscator]

http://forum.cantr.org/viewtopic.php?t=11711&start=0

[joo]

[Snickie]

http://forum.cantr.org/viewtopic.php?t=11711&start=0

I think I killed that thread for good.

I wish be the best programmer in the world

You are now the best programmer in the world. Every major and minor company wants to hire you to program their computers and websites. They bid against each other, and eventually become so competitive for that they start a massive cyber-war. When the competing companies' viruses destroy each other's systems, the war becomes physical. One company uses the last of their technology to try to dislodge the other companies. However, something goes terribly wrong, and instead of just destroying competition, it destroys the world and everything in it, including you.


I wish to be able to speak, read, write, and understand Spanish fluently... NOW!

[gejyspa]

Your wish is granted, just in time for the lojbanists to complete their world conquest, and mandate communication only in lojban, under penalty of death.

I wish my kid would stop being sick and go back to school already!

[Snickie]

Your child is cured. Your child goes back to school, and news of this reaches the lojban government. They elect you into the top leading position for "succeeding" at such a seemingly impossible task. However, three days later, you discover the disease never disappeared completely, and the illness wreaks havoc on your body. It spreads throughout the entire lojbanist government and weakens it enough that the rebellious Spanish-speaking population forms a riot and is able to overthrow it and restore order as it was before the lojbanists dominated the world.

I wish for my English homework to be done.

[EchoMan]

Is there really a reason for two threads? Since the other one have a lot more posts, please continue there. I'm locking this one. If you think it shouldn't be locked PM me.