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Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 6:57 pm
by joo
*Writes a small calculation on a piece of paper, then says,* Invincible, are you? well how about THIS! *shows her the paper suddenly, then, when she is distracted by it, sucks her into a vacuum cleaner.*

Wins: 3
Losses: 4

Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 7:34 pm
by SekoETC
Unfortunately the foam is moist enough to soak through the dust bag and gets to the electric parts, making the vacuum cleaner short circuit. Zzzzzzzap!

Wins: 9
Losses: 3

Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 8:47 pm
by joo
*Hastily lets go of the vacuum cleaner before it can electrocute him, and tips it over the edge of the cliff that was mentioned before with his foot*

Wins: 3
Losses: 4

Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 9:42 pm
by SekoETC
*Starts levitating and flies back up, then blows up the vacuum cleaner around herself sending shrapnel flying in every direction.*

Wins: 9
Losses: 3

Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 10:06 pm
by joo
*Ducks to avoid the shrapnel, then sends a throwing star spinning at the floating blob that is Seko, ready to slice her right in half*

Wins: 3
Losses: 4

Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 10:32 pm
by SekoETC
*The blob reassembles after the throwing star goes through it. Then Seko summons an assault raven to charge upon joo.*

Wins: 9
Losses: 3

Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 10:38 pm
by joo
*Creates a portal just in front of him through which the raven leaves this dimension, only to reappear just behind Seko and lodge, with its full momentum, into her.*

Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2008 11:00 pm
by SekoETC
*The blob blows apart but Seko continues existing in form of small foam fragments. Makes the portal suck up joo and throw him into an infinite loop.*

Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 8:39 pm
by joo
*Over the course of eternity, ever single occurence with a probability above 0 will happen. I teleport out of the infinite loop and land right on top of Seko, crushing her.*

Wins: 3
Losses: 4

Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 9:04 pm
by SekoETC
You can't crush foam fragments, silly. *The foam fragments turn into acid and start corroding joo.*

Wins: 9
Losses: 3

Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 11:03 pm
by trexdino
*Shoots pure basics over seko, overcoming the acidicness and destroying her. the bases poison joo*

Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 11:14 pm
by SekoETC
*Turns into a salt and gives trexdino salt poisoning.*

Wins: 10
Losses: 3

Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 3:42 pm
by joo
Eh... *causes it to start raining, which dissolves the salt*

Wins: 3
Losses: 5

Posted: Mon Nov 09, 2009 10:18 pm
by Snake_byte
*pours quick-drying concrete on joo as it raining and the brings out the sun with a large breath clearing the clouds to dry everything including the cement.*

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Posted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 9:35 pm
by joo
You dried everything? Well I suppose that includes yourself. *Bursts out of the brittle cement where he was protected from the sunlight's drying powers, then pokes Snake_byte's bone-dry form, causing him to crumble into a pile of dust.*