Insanity

[Dudel]

*shoots that guy in the face*

Win: 0
Losses: 1

[joo]

Wins: 1
Losses: 1

*Throws a poison dart at Dudel, which sticks into his left eyeball*

[SekoETC]

Since playerslayer didn't do anything, that means I didn't lose this time.

*Pulverizes joo's hip with the aforementioned mallet.*

Wins: 4
Losses: 2

[Dudel]

*removes the dart from his eye and laughs then throws it at Seko*


Wins: 1
Losses: 3

[SekoETC]

*Dodges the dart with ease and charges at Dudel with the mallet.*

Wins: 5
Losses: 2

[Dudel]

*simply move out of the way as Seko smashes into the wall behind him* Torro!


Wins: 1
Losses: 3

[SekoETC]

*Runs up the wall and does a backflip, landing on Dudel.*

Wins: 5
Losses: 2

[Dudel]

*grabs Seko's foot and slams her into the wall anyway*


Wins: 1
Losses: 3

[SekoETC]

Ouch. *Lands on her face but kicks Dudel in the shin with her free leg.*

Wins: 5
Losses: 2

[Dudel]

Damn it Seko would you die allredy!? *Stabs her in the heart with a sharp stick he found on the ground*


wins: 1
losses: 3

[SekoETC]

Nevarrrr! *Turns back into goo form, becoming invulnerable to sharp objects, then slithers up Dudel's pantleg and starts spreading over his skin.*

Wins: 5
Losses: 2

[Dudel]

*raises an eyebrow* Ohhhh. That feals good. *absorbs the 'goo' and pukes you out into a fire pit*


wins: 1
losses: 3

[joo]

*Pulls out a massive pike-staff and jabs Dudel's head with it sharply several times*

Wins: 2
Losses: 2

[Dudel]

*grabs his 'sharp stick' and throws it at joo and gets him in the mouth*


wins: 2
losses: 3

[joo]

*Snaps the "sharp stick" with his teeth and spits it out. Whacks Dudel in the side, hard, the with pike-staff, causing him to buckle*

Wins: 2
Losses: 2